A Religion started on a comic website in the Garfield section, it was probably created by a random Gen-Z guy, but nobody really understands it because half the commenters on the website are boomers.

Fred: Some weirdo created "Martin Partinism" where a random guy named Martin Partin is the supreme divine being of the universe.
Bill: Wow! That's the most sane thing i've ever heard about that website in years!

Martin Partinism by IntergalactalEnergy February 24, 2023

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piritini

Usually a kick back guy. But is a beast in bed, he usually has a small dick though. At the same time he is funny and usually a fat ass

Wow that guy just seems like a piritini

piritini by Verballyinclined November 13, 2014

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partinia

Partinia is a very outgoing person when it comes to the people she loves, she likes adventures and trying out new thing she is so creative and spontaneous, when she has a crush on someone her "stalker mode" is activated right away she loves her friends but when she gets hurt by one of them she becomes really tough when she's mad at someone she over thinks everything, if she hurt you in any sort of way she hasn't intended to. She is so kind and would never intentionally hurt someone she likes/loves

It's Partinia not Parth(i/e)nia

partinia by Bonjouur November 21, 2021

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pertini

one of the most loved presidents of the Italian republic

wow you're such a Pertini
word up lmao

pertini by vieniconme December 31, 2022

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