pirlo 

a feat or amazing event which is thought to be humanly impossible pulled off by collins in dream team.

This years world cup dream, and the victory against the fat squirrel man. a definate pirlo.

pirlo by demar September 16, 2008

to pirlo

To cry, to weep; to shed tears, with or without sound. Mostly used for grown men.

Sometimes I pirlo when I'm really sad.

When you're sad, it's okay to pirlo and let it all out.

When I peel onions, I always pirlo.

to pirlo by JS99 June 12, 2015

andrea pirlo 

the italian footballer andrea pirlo a calm outgoing guy who is always relaxed. he looks like jesus he really does. if you see his football skills and vision you will be amazed hes an ultimate legend

andrea pirlo. or jesus

andrea pirlo by hdgjshdgdgddnddgsjj May 20, 2017

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meow pillow.com by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2020

Piss Parlour 

A place to relieve yourself of urine. Despite the existance of alternate terminology, a wise man noted their obvious flaws. He deemed "the loo" far too effeminate, "the toilet" far too boring and "the bog" far too vulgar for the feminine ear.

A male in the presence of females is therefore advised to use the term "Piss Parlour" as it gives off an air of masculinity with its use of the word "piss", whilst also masking the unpleasantness of the deed he is about to partake in with the use of the word "parlour". Studies undertaken by a wise man have shown that the female mind associates a parlour with happy thoughts of pretty things.

Girl: "blah blah blah yap yap yap"
Guy (full bladder): "hmmm thats right...hold that thought I need the Piss Parlour"
Girl: "Lovely, off you go then"
Guy (full bladder): *goes to piss parlour* "Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh!"
Guy (empty bladder): "yeah so you were saying?"
Girl: "blah blah blah yap yap yap"

Piss Parlour by jibcheese July 28, 2011

Pillock 

A British slang word, in context meaning "you idiot." Also; a word used extensively by James May.

James May: Hammond you Pillock!
James May: Clarkson, you infantile pillock!

Pillock by SierraJuliet March 16, 2019

plop pillow

Toilet paper dropped in the bowl before taking a shit so the water doesn't splash up on you.

No way was I going to get any water from that dirty toilet on me, I'm making a plop pillow!

plop pillow by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016