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Pirch is a sexy Asian guy which has the longest neck in the whole fucking world! Pirch is a part of the pussypatrol and has a sexy nose

Pirch is a fucking humble Asian beast
Pirch is sexe
Pirch by Ricefucker/vtec is lit December 11, 2016
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perchance 

Is Mario an evil man? Perchance.
perchance by EarlessMimikyu March 1, 2022

Quartz, Parchment, Shears 

What we called "Rock, Paper, Scissors" back in the good ol' days.
The best way to settle a difference over a chair is a good old fashioned game of Quartz, Parchment, Shears.
Pircher is a type of individual who backs out of plans with his friends. Could also be described as a weasel or a slithering snake.
Can be used as a noun 'Hey pircher, how's things?'
Can also be used as a verb 'He's gone and done a pircher!'
pircher by The Danny O July 22, 2018
A shift or turning point in a literary work. Derived from a high school English teacher, pichonque, or pîchonquè, is often used sarcastically.
"That's the first pichonque!"

"Correct, Myles Odom and the Charms!"
pichonque by Wickham October 7, 2013

Percheron 

The WORST breed of horse. They are a completely USELESS type of draft horse that is usually blue or green. They originated in Mexico and are now used in everything from live sex shows to pulling plows and carriages.
"That black horse over there is really ugly, must be a percheron!"
Percheron by p1@typu5 September 10, 2021
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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