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Pirate-eye 

When an unexpected throbbing symptom is exhibited in the left frontal lobe, above the eye socket. Resulting in brain neuron missfiring. Also known as 'Freezerain'.
Me: Holy fuck I just got Pirate-eye!
Friend: You mean Freezerain?
OR
Me: "how do you spell ' friend'again (as they are attempting spell check"
Friend: "wtf? You got pirate-eye?"
Pirate-eye by Asahi#4 April 10, 2022
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pirate eye 

cumming into a girls eye then kicking her shin. Therefore she will be hoping around on one leg and one eye closed screaming argh!
I gave Jessica a pirate eye last night!
pirate eye by sam k. March 14, 2005

pirate eye 

Ejaculating on someone's eye while they sleep. When they wake up, idealy, the ejaculation will have dried up, making it impossible to open or see out of this eye. Just like an eyepatch.
Jill could not stop herself from saying "Arr, shiver me timbers" after her boyfriend gave her the ol' Pirate Eye the night before.
pirate eye by Doomie June 7, 2004

pirate eye 

I came in my girlfriend's eye last night. I gave her the old "Pirate Eye."
pirate eye by matt_gl November 11, 2003

pirate eye 

The act of a man lobbing his jizz into a person's eye.
Sammy got the pirate eye from some Donkey of a Coop last night!
pirate eye by Rob Allan September 12, 2003

pirate eye 

At the climax of oral stimulation, a man ejacualtes into his partner's eye, rendering the partner blind in oneeye. Comes from the traditional look of a pirate wearing an eye-patch.
Stacy didn't talk to Andrew for three weeks after the 'pirate eye' episode.
pirate eye by Joe Nova May 25, 2006

Pirate eye 

To ejaculate into ONE of a persons eyes, causing them to scream "Arrgh" just like a pirate.
After I gave that ho the pirates eye she started crying. Cum and tears are a great mix.
Pirate eye by Big J November 14, 2004
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