Definitions by Doomie

breakfast coat 

A cheap, thin, fuzzy blanket you wear while eating breakfast in the morning because it's so effing cold. Probably because mama can't pay the heating bill.

Put on your breakfast coats children and gather round the table. Mama's got gruel with bacon drippings for breakfast.

breakfast coat by Doomie January 29, 2015

angry black man 

a beverage consisting of every option on a fountain soda machine, like those in fast food places or gas stations.

Andy couldn't decide what drink to get, so he went with the all-encompasing angry black man.

angry black man by Doomie November 27, 2004

capture the burr 

1. v. to do something.
2. v. to go somewhere.
3. a battle cry/call to arms.
4. dispense a beat down.

Origin: "capture the bear" megatokyo t-shirt.

1. Let's go capture the burr.
2. Wanna go capture the burr at WaWa?
3. CAPTURE THE BURR!!!!
4. I'll capture YOUR burr!

capture the burr by Doomie June 10, 2004

ghosted 

to steal.

origin: mariokart 64. the 'ghost' item randomly stole another player's weapon.

Oh shit yo he ghosted by shells!

ghosted by Doomie June 10, 2004

Greedy Leprechaun 

When someone is not only one bad thing, he is two.

Damn, he's a Leprechaun AND he's greedy! That is FUCKED up!
See also: He is fat AND handicapped! What a greedy leprechaun!

Greedy Leprechaun by Doomie June 8, 2004

pirate eye 

Ejaculating on someone's eye while they sleep. When they wake up, idealy, the ejaculation will have dried up, making it impossible to open or see out of this eye. Just like an eyepatch.

Jill could not stop herself from saying "Arr, shiver me timbers" after her boyfriend gave her the ol' Pirate Eye the night before.

pirate eye by Doomie June 7, 2004

unsexed dick-nuts 

See blue balls.

After an hour of jacking it with no results, Dorian went to bed with unsexed dick-nuts.

unsexed dick-nuts by Doomie June 7, 2004