Doomie's definitions

breakfast coat

A cheap, thin, fuzzy blanket you wear while eating breakfast in the morning because it's so effing cold. Probably because mama can't pay the heating bill.

Put on your breakfast coats children and gather round the table. Mama's got gruel with bacon drippings for breakfast.

by Doomie January 29, 2015

pirate eye

Ejaculating on someone's eye while they sleep. When they wake up, idealy, the ejaculation will have dried up, making it impossible to open or see out of this eye. Just like an eyepatch.

Jill could not stop herself from saying "Arr, shiver me timbers" after her boyfriend gave her the ol' Pirate Eye the night before.

by Doomie June 7, 2004

unsexed dick-nuts

See blue balls.

After an hour of jacking it with no results, Dorian went to bed with unsexed dick-nuts.

by Doomie June 7, 2004

the soft dick

The bottom line. The no-nonsense answer to a question.

"The soft dick of it is, you WILL get crabs if you sleep with her. It is not debatable!"

by Doomie June 7, 2004

Vanarchy

Any make of van or minivan sporting specifically a black spraypaint paintjob, a jolly roger on the hood and large red anarchy signs on the driver and front passenger doors.

My plymouth voyager is the epitome of Vanarchy.

by Doomie June 7, 2004

Defecatus Academus

Latin for taking a dump in school.

I couldn't hold it til I got home, so I had to do the Defecatus Academus.

by Doomie June 7, 2004

acadumpia

The act of taking a dump in school.
Latin: Defecatus Academus

I was forced to take an acadumpia. It sucked.

by Doomie June 7, 2004