18 definitions by Doomie

see also: mud pie

a beverage consisting of every option on a fountain soda machine, like those in fast food places or gas stations.

Ejaculating on someone's eye while they sleep. When they wake up, idealy, the ejaculation will have dried up, making it impossible to open or see out of this eye. Just like an eyepatch.

anal cream pie, i.e. the act of ejaculating inside someone's asshole while performing anal sex.

A cheap, thin, fuzzy blanket you wear while eating breakfast in the morning because it's so effing cold. Probably because mama can't pay the heating bill.

1. v. to do something.
2. v. to go somewhere.
3. a battle cry/call to arms.
4. dispense a beat down.

Origin: "capture the bear" megatokyo t-shirt.

The act of taking a dump in school.
Latin: Defecatus Academus