Dascooism

A religion pioneered by a young man in Wilmington Delaware, following the simple philosophy of: If there is a God, das' coo'. If there isn't a god, das'coo' too.

Ivan doesn't care enough about religion to have a real opinion, so he calls himself a Dascooist.

by Doomie June 07, 2004

unsexed dick-nuts

See blue balls.

After an hour of jacking it with no results, Dorian went to bed with unsexed dick-nuts.

by Doomie June 07, 2004

ghosted

to steal.

origin: mariokart 64. the 'ghost' item randomly stole another player's weapon.

Oh shit yo he ghosted by shells!

by Doomie June 10, 2004

breakfast coat

A cheap, thin, fuzzy blanket you wear while eating breakfast in the morning because it's so effing cold. Probably because mama can't pay the heating bill.

Put on your breakfast coats children and gather round the table. Mama's got gruel with bacon drippings for breakfast.

by Doomie January 29, 2015

acadumpia

The act of taking a dump in school.
Latin: Defecatus Academus

I was forced to take an acadumpia. It sucked.

by Doomie June 07, 2004

Crown

something obtained either by nailing a girl in the ass while on the toilet, taking a dump, or by fucking ten drunk asian bookworms.

Sam hit the brown-eye on the toilet, thus earning the Crown.

by Doomie June 07, 2004

pirate eye

Ejaculating on someone's eye while they sleep. When they wake up, idealy, the ejaculation will have dried up, making it impossible to open or see out of this eye. Just like an eyepatch.

Jill could not stop herself from saying "Arr, shiver me timbers" after her boyfriend gave her the ol' Pirate Eye the night before.

by Doomie June 07, 2004