Mark: ey bro i'm growing some Pinapples.

Jeff: you mean pineapples?
Mark: oh yeah sorry, autocorrect.
Jeff: but were talking in person?
Mark: *visibly sweating*
Mark: *wipes forehead*
Jeff: please stop wiping my fucking forehead

Pinapple by big peepee man123 October 7, 2019

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Blumpkin Pinata

The art of receiving a blumpkin while on the toilet and after filling the woman's mouth full of your "candy," you beat her with your dick!

1-"Dude Jaron, did you hear what happened last night?"
2-"No, what?"

1-"I caught Amanda at a restaurant last night cheating on me so i grabbed her brought her into the bathroom stall and forced her to give me a Blumpkin Pinata."
2-"No way!"

1-"Ya i gave her a black eye and everything"

Blumpkin Pinata by J-Bud72 May 2, 2011

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Piñata Immigration Reform

Phrase used to describe immigration reform that provides an equal opportunity for any illegal with a clean record to win their American citizenship. One convicted felon is removed from the prison system, and with feet and hands bound, strung up at the town square. A small group of illegal immigrants are provided a set of golf clubs to choose from, are blindfolded and the fun begins.
Illegals wielding a wood or driver are given 2 swings, while iron club users get 1 swing before moving to the next participant. The wetback that delivers the deathblow is granted American citizenship. The general public is encouraged to gather round and enjoy the festivities.

Juan: I can’t wait for my chance to become an American. I’ve been practice swinging down at the range all week!
Carlos: Yes señor Juan, I too have dreamed of this day of Piñata Immigration Reform! Town square is decorated nicely and will be quite the fiesta today!

Piñata Immigration Reform by sciflyer.25 April 18, 2013

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phonangulate

Phonangulate verb

the act of two or more people using cellphones to either find each other verbally or by texting in an unfamiliar location.

I'll phonangulate you once I get to the Convention Center.

You arrange to meet someone in a large building or park but can not give a precise area because neither of you are familiar with the location. Once you both arrive you call each other or text each other saying...for example "I am by the merrygoround in the park . Or "I am at the bar on the 3rd floor of the hotel." You both PHONANGULATE until you meet face to face. The word is made up of triangulate..as in Triangulating a position and phone.

You did not know where to meet until one or both get to the location to get the lay of the land

phonangulate by chfdoc March 15, 2010

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