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Pitrified

When someone is mentally or psychologically frozen at the sight or sound of the irrational number π, which reminds them of their negative experiences or recurring failures of school math.
Guesstimate how many millions of otherwise educated folks worldwide would be pitrified at birthday parties or social functions, when the beauty of math or geometry suddenly popped up in their casual conversation.
by MathPlus June 15, 2021
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Putrafied

The phase that results after the body has undergone extreme sexiness.
Damn...I wish I could be Putrafied.
by GodIWishIWasPutrafied July 8, 2010
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petrofied

to be scared
2. scared shitless
3. terrified of Petro
YO that kid was so petrofied when i came up to him.
Petro petrofies me.
by c los petro December 9, 2008
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petrified

(adjective) scared stiff, alarmed, stunned, startled, astonished.
Machine Shop rockin when we step inside, and we got everybody so petrified. -- M.Shinoda FortMinor, 'Petrified'
by _N_r_chy September 28, 2005
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purifiedplastic

Pretty much the god of everything, Hes just so good at video games that nobody can ever defeat him. Even if the game tells you that you're the top player.. You're not because purifiedplastic is god of the game
OMG DUDE ITS PURIFIEDPLASTIC HES GONNA FUCKING KILL US!!!
by better qwintuples December 4, 2020
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Naked and Petrified

Naked and Petrified is an Internet-based troll meme, nowadays usually associated with Natalie Portman. It (apparently) first started out via comments on the SegFault website, and was used regarding Mae Ling Mak, a Linux magazine columnist. Its origins may lie in the Rocky Horror Show, where the heroes were turned into naked statues.

After comments were disabled on SegFault, N+P moved over to Slashdot where it mated with some Natalie Portman related trolls and appeared in its present form.

It is also closely associated with hot grits a la "Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits". Articles written in late 2000 accuse the Portmanified meme of being played out, but it was still a favourite almost five years later. Even in 2007 it still pops up now and then.
"Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits"
by Durban Ictionary December 24, 2008
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Pissified

the condition of being pissed off, angry, or generally agitated. More angry than usual, but in a somewhat refined manner.
My mom found the dirty magazines under my bed--she's really pissified
by CherylRickett January 23, 2008
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