Pintobean 

When a male only has a single ball hanging from his ball sack

His niut hangs like a pintobean

Pintobean by Padoger February 6, 2017

pintobean 

The state you are in when its 3 am and you're staring at the computer. Nothing around you makes sense but makes perfect sense.

Jane: Hello titiface!
Lynn: WHAT?! STOP EATING MY MOOSE!
Jane: box?
Lynn and Jane: oh grandma I miss you :(

pintobean by Ruby September 2, 2004

pintobean headass 

a headass with their head in the shape of a pinto bean

someone: yo look at that pintobean headass.
pintobean headass: stfu ur mom gay lol

pintobean headass by goofy headass May 14, 2018

PintoBean2003

Help them. They've been trapped in the Urban Dictionary since March 03, 2020. We need to gather a search party.

A: We need to help PintoBean2003!
B: But how? We don't even know who they are.
A: It doesn't matter, we still have to!!

PintoBean2003 by tommygobrrrrr May 5, 2021

pintobean2003

The person stuck in Urban Dictionary who no one can actually help :/

Person one : I searched ‘ Help ‘ in the Urban Dictionary

Person Two : really ? What came up ? Lmao

Person one : Seems like a cry for help from a user called PintoBean2003 ..

Person two : Yeah we can’t help them .

pintobean2003 by MizukoAHopeBagel July 19, 2020

PintoBean2003

PintoBean2003 need our help, someone said send a search party, we need to gather more people for it. wait… we haven’t heard from them… what if theyve evaporated into the air… Somebody MUST find them!

Randomer 1: dude search help up for me that guy needs it.

Randomer 2: okay *searches up help in urban dictionary*

Also Randomer 2: wait… PintoBean2003 has been trapped for a year in a website…

Randomer 1: SH- okay wait you used urban dictionary?

PintoBean2003 by CheryEclipse August 16, 2021

Pinto Bean Fever 

Term usually applied to white males who have a clear sexual preference for women of Hispanic descent, although it can also be used in reference to white females who prefer Hispanic men.

After meeting Rosa, Jacob caught Pinto Bean Fever.

Pinto Bean Fever by PaulBart October 31, 2011