Pint Princess
A female of questionable looks and appeal to the sober eye that will require a potential suitor to consume at lease six or move pints of brew for her to become reasonably attractive and desirable for sexual relations.
This bar is full of pint princesses tonight braaaaaahhh. Looks like another hangover is in store.
My cousin is a pint princess. It only took me twelve pints this Christmas for me to put it to her down on the basement after dinner.
My cousin is a pint princess. It only took me twelve pints this Christmas for me to put it to her down on the basement after dinner.
Pint Princess by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019
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