Pinocchiho

A thot who lies about her thottery and thottish activities.

"Bruh, she try to tell her boyfriend that we ain't fuck in the school's bathroom yesterday."

"She a daaaamn lie. She a straight Pinocchiho for that."

"LMAO!!!"

by The Freshest Prince 3 September 22, 2016

brown pinocchio

Jacking someone off while sticking your nose in their butthole, thus giving them an erection performing the Brown Pinocchio.

Mel said he got a Brown Pinocchio last night. Boy is he a lucky guy!

by Standarduarn February 16, 2014

pinocchio's closet

Pinoccho's Closet (noun) : One's downstairs mixup, a collaberation of ones junk assimilating into ones genitals, male or female.

1. I rubbed my pinocchio's closet all over her face after she passed out drunk in the garage

2. My oh my, that girl's pinocchio's closet is a great crevice that is deeper and looser than the worlds mighty oceans

by horseonabicycle August 17, 2009

Reverse Pinocchio

Sex move when you cum while in her genitals. When she asks, you blatantly lie and act as if nothing happened, yet your penis begins to shrink.

Inspired from Hopsin "When I deliver the penis it lies in the mouth, she call it Pinocchio"

Dave *orgasms*
Hayley: Did you just cum in me?!
Dave: No, I didn't
Hayley: Good because I'm not ready for no child!

Next Day
Dave: Yo, I reverse Pinocchioed my ex last night
Mitch: Your ex?
Dave: Yeah, she left me when she found out.
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by Menarche September 8, 2019

President Pinocchio

The well deserved nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

President Pinocchio is hands down, the most prolific liar, both intentionally and inadvertently due to ignorance, in the history of politics.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 9, 2019

pinocchio beef

After an evening at a strip club, your wife asks you questions about your evening and when you lie to her, you envision the moment and gain a larger erection each time you lie.

Wife--"Hey Honey, did you get any lap dances?"

Hubby--"No, I just sat on the side and watched." (While thinking about his nude erotic massage, pops a pinocchio beef)

by Connartist4 October 15, 2008

pinocchio

A “Pinocchio” typically occurs to a man during a 69 session while eating pussy so aggressively that his nose ends up in her ass hole. This can be both a positive and negative experience all at once.

“I gave her the Pinocchio while she swallowed my cock”

by Chedward Lazaro May 6, 2010