pinchsturbate

when someones pecker is so small they much pinch it to get any joy out of masturbation.

guy 1: hey do you masturbate? i heard its healthy.
guy 2: nah its too small, i just pinchsturbate.

by ChevyEquinox January 25, 2024

Pingsturbate

Pingsturbate (ing), (ed), (etc): Using the new iphone app to ping yourself.

I couldn't find anyone to ping, so I pingsturbated.

by Hobart Jackson October 20, 2009