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pingpong balls 

Fake urban car or truck accessory. Hung under the back of a truck or car simulating human scrotum. Usually small and cheap imitations of truck balls. Supposed to indicate a masculine truck, but really indicates a cheapscate, or a n00b is the owner. A put-down. Indicates a wanna-be, or someone trying to join the fad, but screwed up.
"hey what a weenie, that guy has pingpong balls!"

"get some REAL BALLS, 'Mr pingpong balls'!!!"
pingpong balls by jrBman August 26, 2006

Pingpong Jock 

An alpha male who is frequently seen speeding down highways and winning drag races.
Hey man did you see that Pingpong Jock the other day?
Yeah man he was benching like 150kg yesterday. I felt like such a simp next to him 🤦 ♂️.
Pingpong Jock by Pingpong Jock October 6, 2020

amish pingpong 

while the man is in doggy style position, the woman bats the testes of the male
Ruth and I had a great round of amish pingpong last night, but I can't walk properly today. Because my nuts hurt.

aerial pingpong 

"Fancy a game of aerial pingpong, mate?"

"Don't call me that. Go away, you foul Eastern-Stater!"

French Pingpong

When two individuals come together in a deeply desirably act. Depicted by both parties initiating a never-ending French kiss. On individual then proceeds to vomit into the other persons mouth while maintaining the French kiss. The other party is then to consume said vomit they then proceed to once again vomit this time into the initial parties mouth. Both peoples vomit is then swallowed by the initial person. The goal of the interaction is to exchange vomit as many times as possible without breaking the French Kiss.
"Yo bro, Me and this Taiwanese bitch just French PingPonged"
French Pingpong by Smapty May 22, 2024