The equivalent of beef curtains, refers to the testicles of a male who fake tans way too much and has thus ruined their physical appearance, not that they held much aesthetic value to begin with.
"Did you see her new boyfriend? He tans more than she does...I'm sure he's carryin a set of extreme leather pingpongs. Gross."
Symptoms related to the lack of a Ping Pong table within vicinity of your cubicle after the day's close. Much like a withdraw from an extreme drug, PingPongilitis can causing swelling in the Elbow and an Extreme dislike for the parties responsible for removing the Ping Pong table from the vicinity of your cubicle.
You: Yo Baker, what's up with you today? You look a little tired.
Baker: Yeah, I think my PingPongilitis is acting up.
An individual who is regularly seen to be high on ecstacy. Not only being an avid user of the drug, they also have a tendency to be a complete dog. One is advised not to speak of or present a pill within the presence of said dog.
"You been on the dogs again?"
"Yeah mate, bloody love em"
"Fuck me, you're a pingdogger"