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slurpee pimptress 

The woman working at 7-11 who thankfully informed me of their policy that any container brought in and subsequently filled with slurpee will only cost $1.04 regardless of the size of the container brought in.
Dude, I'm takin' this 3-liter bottle to the slurpee pimptress to get what's mine!
slurpee pimptress by RoboSpy March 25, 2004
A woman in control of her own sexuality. Doesn't take no for an answer. Gets what she wants all the time. Doesn't let men hold her down or take advantage of her, that's HER job. The Ultimate woman.
In order to truly succeed in life, you must find your inner pimptress.
A female perspective of a pimp. One that pull hard as ever and gets what she wants when she want it.
I'm Pimptress by Blood, Not Relation
Pimptress by Pimptress March 12, 2003
Female Pimp
Don't hate on me cause i'm a fuckin' pimptress...
Pimptress by christina October 2, 2002
It's all about pimping and hoeing. It takes a woman to do a mans job
Pimptress by Melody Anne March 27, 2003
A fairytale. A title usually given by a woman to herself in order for her to appear independent from men. Most "Pimpstresses" are known to fuck more than I do, only I make money out of fucking bootiful bootches, a "Pimpstress" will eat cum for free. This definiton is identical to that of whore.
That beezy said she was a "Pimptress" until Suga Bear overheard her making a mockery of his chosen profession. Shortly after the same "Pimptress" was seen selling her voluptuous vagina for Suga Bear at a rate of $50 for a handjob, $100 for a blowjob, and $300 for a half and half. Business boomed and Suga Bear was happy.
Pimptress by Negro Sandia February 16, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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