Piluk 

A person that walks into the line of Sights

In video games,, ańd everything under that ref!

Toby you Piluk, i could have shot you
"U know that right," = mah-gosh fuew lol

Piluk by Persona uk June 27, 2018

pilk 

when you mix pepsi with milk

here have some pilk

pilk by dumshiba July 30, 2020

Pilk Day 

The day you drink a glass full of pilk (December 14th)

"Here, drink this pilk, its Pilk Day"
"I really love Pilk Day"

Pilk Day by Jygga December 14, 2021

pilk 

There are four definitions: pickle milk, Pepsi milk, piss milk, and penis milk.

Person 1: "Yo, I want some pilk."
Person 2: "Which kind? We live in a society, a place that speaks a language. You should use it to specify which kind of milk concoction you fucking want. This is on the same level as the god-forsaken places that use "coke" to mean any soft drink, though it would make sense in both ways if they put cocaine in all their sode. We're done, Gerald, and I'm getting a divorce. Fucking illiterate deadbeat."

pilk by Galactipod October 19, 2021

Karl Pilkington 

Producer of London Radio Station XFM. Occasionaly mentioned in comedian Ricky Gervais' live stand-ups and is a discovered talent by comedy writers Gervais and Merchant. Often subject to fair bullying for having an odd-shaped head.

"That Karl Pilkington - the baldy manky roundy headed fella."

"Alrite?"

Karl Pilkington by Riteous Mango July 19, 2005

Karl Pilkington 

A man with no qualifications, very little education but is now known the world over as a shaven chimp with head like a fucking orange.

Ricky Gervais: Karl Pilkington is a bald headed mank. His cranium is perfectly spherical.

Karl Pilkington by skwurlled January 7, 2010

pilkunnussija 

Finnish for "commafucker". A pilkunnussija is someone who is an intense stickler for little things (especially grammar).

I'll ask Harry to proofread my essay. I don't like him, but I'm gonna need a pilkunnussija for this.

pilkunnussija by cutesy pastel living doll June 29, 2017