Person 1: "Yo, I want some pilk."
Person 2: "Which kind? We live in a society, a place that speaks a language. You should use it to specify which kind of milk concoction you fucking want. This is on the same level as the god-forsaken places that use "coke" to mean any soft drink, though it would make sense in both ways if they put cocaine in all their sode. We're done, Gerald, and I'm getting a divorce. Fucking illiterate deadbeat."
Person 2: "Which kind? We live in a society, a place that speaks a language. You should use it to specify which kind of milk concoction you fucking want. This is on the same level as the god-forsaken places that use "coke" to mean any soft drink, though it would make sense in both ways if they put cocaine in all their sode. We're done, Gerald, and I'm getting a divorce. Fucking illiterate deadbeat."
by Galactipod October 19, 2021

by Thy Cum Master November 07, 2022

by SLA November 22, 2006

alot of people think they know about pilk but after a quick twip to the toilert i gotta say i know what pilk really is
by pilklover5354234 May 04, 2022

To cancel at the last minute.
by Hockey Dad August 10, 2017

A combination of pepsi and milk, first introduced on July 29, 2020 by u/weirdmouf on r/shittyfoodporn.
Guy: Do y'all want a glass of pilk?
Girl: I know it's supposed to be gross, but I kinda want to try some pilk.
Girl: I know it's supposed to be gross, but I kinda want to try some pilk.
by ChromoTec August 04, 2020
