So yesterday I got a speeding ticket and I wasn't wearing the seatbelt, and then afterwards that same day I found out that I was not really that special after all, and then add to that the fact I am flunking this course I shouldn't be flunking, plus I'm in credit card debt, oh yeah and my
teeth are
fugly, plus I think I might have an unnamed disease... to sum it up, I'm in a prickly pile of
pig pudding predicament. Where's the nearest Taco Bell by the way? I could use a beef
taco right about now.