Monkeygrease's definitions

a big pile of poo in a urinal

Usually means when there's a pile of poo in a urinal.

I needed to take a piss but there was a big pile of poo in a urinal, so I used the sinks

by Monkeygrease September 3, 2005

sony

A company who creates a variety of products which tend to easily break.

Billy: Dude, sony's making playstation 3!111!

Bob: I know dude, I already saved up 10,000 bucks to buy 3 of them for back up . . .

by Monkeygrease August 27, 2005

piece of pie

A slice of a pie, usually in a triangular shape

Marry, please hand me a piece of pie or I will kill you and slice off your ears to have sex with.

by Monkeygrease August 28, 2005

send to ud

A button one has to click on when one wants to submit a definition to Urban Dictionary

Gay

1. Urban dictionary
2. 2 men having butt sex

(Send to UD)

by Monkeygrease July 21, 2008

define your style

1. A phrase one would use if one had an online urban dictionary with a book soon to come.

2. A phrase one would use if one were gay

Bill: Bob, I want you to give it to me in the butt

Bob: Baby, I'm gunna define your style.

by Monkeygrease July 20, 2008

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico

A phrase one might say after saying, "But there is good news ..."

Billy: You're mom's dead, you're dad's a homo and I raped your sister . . . but there is good news.

Bob: What's that?

Billy: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico . . .

by Monkeygrease September 1, 2005

Ma Ma Mia

1. A phrase one would use to pretend to be italian.

2. A phrase one would use if one was italian

3. A phrase a pasty little guy named Mario uses repeatedly . . . and is italian

Ma Ma Mia, that's-a spicey meatball

by Monkeygrease August 27, 2005