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phrasing 

An exclamation and/or warning given to another over the unintended sexual innuendo of an otherwise innocent phrase.

Commonly heard by various characters on the animated FX television series, "Archer".
"You wanna play me hard?" "Phrasing." "Well, then you better nut up!" "Phrasing!" "I've swallowed just about as much as I can take from you!" "PHRASING!!"
phrasing by Fortyseven April 12, 2013

Phrasing 

A term used by older people that has a totally different meaning according to todays youth. Terms can also be heard being used by sports people on TV. The word was used in the TV show Archer.
Dad: Are you guys gonna hook up with your friends before the party (father means to meet up with)
Daughter: Dad, phrasing!

TV Sports Guy: Mark Sanchez hooked up with Braylon Edwards in the endzone for another Jets Touchdown.

Malory Archer: (arguing over the phone with Len Trexler) You wanna play me hard?
Sterling Archer: Phrasing.
Malory Archer: Well, then, you better nut up!
Sterling Archer: Phrasing!
Malory Archer: Because I've swallowed just about all I'm going to take from you!
Sterling Archer: Hey! Phrasing!

Mom: Are you guys making out just fine?
Son: Phrasing
Phrasing by metsrule08 January 3, 2011

phaffing 

Activity that looks (to the casual observer) like work (or another task) but is not really all that productive, and in fact may be time wasting.

Is usually used this way: "phaffing around"
Eg "I'm just phaffing around, really."
or
"He looks busy but he's just phaffing around"
phaffing by Shelleys August 28, 2006

Pilaffing 

Pilaffing: The act of murdering a puppet, ripping out its stuffing, replacing it with rice pilaf and fucking it.
Steve: oh Jesus, someone's porking a puppet!!
Fred: Tight, it looks like the cookie monster just got rice pilaffed, gotta love some good old fashioned pilaffing!
Pilaffing by Trmnllcphillips August 30, 2018
Sexual Intercourse between two people. Normally when the male is taking the dominant (and therefore energetic) role of thrusting at his colleage/cohort/partner in love.
Sam: What the hell is that!?!?!
Robin: No idea sounds like Mick is trying to break his wall down.
Sam: Ahh, Kung Po Claire is up there, they must be paffing.
Mick: .............Scadoosh
Paffing by Lesiurama15 February 21, 2012

paraffin teabaggin 

Dropping yo nut sack into some hot wax
After getting white girl wasted paul went paraffin teabagging to turn Christy on.
paraffin teabaggin by Dick-fingers September 23, 2017
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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