Piffle!!

Piffle!! is an expression when something that is clearly incorrect, or wrong. Common use is during a baseball game, where the umpire clearly makes the wrong call. Balls and Strikes can't be argued but no one can refute "Piffle"!
(Yelling) Oh Piffle!! (then whispering) I never heard (or saw) the like! That was a strike (ball). Jesus Mary and Joseph my blind grandmother could call this game better than him.
by DexterDude February 19, 2019
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To lightly daub/pat concealer makeup under the eyes; a phrase used by cosmetic companies.
Don't rub, piffle!
by Starchylde December 28, 2014
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A great word that means- A LOAD OF NONSENSE!!!
Guy 1- "did you know that I can hold my breath for 5 minutes!"

Guy 2- "what a load of piffle!"
by lollipopgumdrop May 12, 2015
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Utter crap that people utter or express..much like nonsense..rubbish and Bull which is completely superficial and non relevant to anything interesting.
"Did see Debbie's status update on facebook the other day?"

"Yeah, don't people talk a load of piffle"
by BFREASH February 18, 2010
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A derpy type of looking puffle. (A type of cute animal from the game club penguin)
Don't stomp on the piffle! It did nothing to harm you!
by savrh August 31, 2018
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girl: ur my PIFFLE
guy: aww thanks ur my g to
by sillyBOII December 16, 2019
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The act of having sex in an amphitheater.
*two people walking along at an amplitheater*
Person one: Piffle?
by sillylittleme February 09, 2010
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