Piffle!! 

Piffle!! is an expression when something that is clearly incorrect, or wrong. Common use is during a baseball game, where the umpire clearly makes the wrong call. Balls and Strikes can't be argued but no one can refute "Piffle"!

(Yelling) Oh Piffle!! (then whispering) I never heard (or saw) the like! That was a strike (ball). Jesus Mary and Joseph my blind grandmother could call this game better than him.

Piffle!! by DexterDude February 19, 2019

piffle 

To lightly daub/pat concealer makeup under the eyes; a phrase used by cosmetic companies.

Don't rub, piffle!

piffle by Starchylde December 27, 2014

piffle 

A great word that means- A LOAD OF NONSENSE!!!

Guy 1- "did you know that I can hold my breath for 5 minutes!"

Guy 2- "what a load of piffle!"

piffle by lollipopgumdrop May 13, 2015

Piffle 

Utter crap that people utter or express..much like nonsense..rubbish and Bull which is completely superficial and non relevant to anything interesting.

"Did see Debbie's status update on facebook the other day?"

"Yeah, don't people talk a load of piffle"

Piffle by BFREASH February 18, 2010

piffle 

A derpy type of looking puffle. (A type of cute animal from the game club penguin)

Don't stomp on the piffle! It did nothing to harm you!

piffle by savrh August 31, 2018

PIFFLE 

a word to call ur close friends

girl: ur my PIFFLE
guy: aww thanks ur my g to

PIFFLE by sillyBOII December 16, 2019

piffle 

The act of having sex in an amphitheater.

*two people walking along at an amplitheater*
Person one: Piffle?

piffle by sillylittleme February 9, 2010