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Piers Anthony Disease 

A literature phenomenon in which the first book of a series does so well, and may even be considered a classic, that subsequent books in the series become staggeringly formulaic, to the point where the only difference between it and the last one are maybe location, names of characters, and point in time the story takes place in.

Named for Piers Anthony, author of the Xanth series, one of the most notable instances of this phenomenon.
"I really liked Frank Herbert's "Dune". It was honestly a well written story, its just that his other books got quite... similar afterwards. Same general plot, message, almost everything but the names."

"Ah, so he contracted Piers Anthony Disease?"

"I'm afraid so..."

Dirty Piers 

Someone who likes to show people photos of attractive girls, only to reveal they have a massive flopping dong
You just gave me a boner over a shemale, you Dirty Piers
Dirty Piers by BigBallBob September 17, 2021

Pier Desire 

The quintessential Island cocktail comprised of:

Layer:
2 oz. Melon Liquor
2 oz. Malibu Coconut Rum
3 oz. Orange Juice
1 oz. Club soda

Stir, and enjoy!
If I had a million dollars, I'd be on a tropical beach drinking Pier Desires all day, instead of working at E*TRADE and talking to you.
Pier Desire by R-Squared May 22, 2006

Pliers Dokie 

An odd autocorrect on Iphone when you try to type in okie dokie
Person 1: Hey I will be over in 10 minutes
Person 2: Pliers Dokie
Person 1:what lol?
Person 2:stfu
Pliers Dokie by Pliers Dokie November 7, 2011

Long Island Pier Corndog Fryer Dip 

a sexual position where a female stands up on her neck, with her legs in the air, and her knees bent. while the male stands over the female, and penetrates downwards. which resembles a corndog that is getting dipped in to the fryer
"I got so bored with my girl lasy night i straight up just gave her a LONG ISLAND PIER CORNDOG FRYER DIP in the kitchen, and her neck hurts now."

Dog Pies 

Dog Pies are dog feces piles of poop, usually in the lawn of someone who owns a dog.
"Ew dude, did your dog have Dog Pies on the ground?"
"Yes!"
Dog Pies by CarterSmith September 12, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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