picklefluffing

V: not to be confused with lollygagging or heifer-daring

In biblical times one who is frequently picklefluffing was described as one with “idle hands”
Picklefluffing goes beyond the general nonsensical pranks and silliness to a new height of utterly confusing your audience.

Caution: extreme fluffing of pickles may cause geriatrics to laugh uncontrollably into respiratory arrest

“I hate when people confuse my picklefluffing with clipdoodling.”