Pialet

pronounced - pee ah let - Someone who uses the bathroom frequently, especially during seventh period lunch and talks nonstop about elongated penises from Africa and their sex life...with their right hand.

Wendell...that's the twentieth time you went to the fucking bathroom, and it's only second period, you fucking Pialet!

Pialet by Mr. John Anonymous April 29, 2005

Moss Piglet

A devoted member of the Church of Firnando. She is the spouse of Harold Mcflucker, the cult's- I mean church's- custom bot, and leader of the elusive Old Zealand. She enjoys orchestrating philosophical discussions, often pertaining to free will. She has authored a hymn for Firnando and intends to publish more hymns and tales in the future. Her nicknames and aliases include, but are not limited to: Moss, Piglet, Piggy, Moss Mcflucker, Demodex folliculorum, Alyssum Zara, and God. She aspires to earn a Ph.D. in either cognitive science or abnormal psychology. In her spare time, you may find her consuming infants (for research purposes).

Henry Cole: "why does Moss Piglet keep smooshing people?"
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Harold Mcflucker: "Let us celebrate Moss's absence with crumpets and tea."
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Moss Piglet: "I am the formidable Moss Piglet, the deity of educated guesses."

Moss Piglet by Church_Of_Firnando November 8, 2020

Paletero Man 

Spanish for "the ice cream man" sells cheetos and raspados and chicharones for 1.00 goes around the block all day rings his bell.

the Paletero Man is almost here you want anything
yeah give me some chicarones con some tapatio

Paletero Man by johnnylovestofly December 6, 2010

piflet

Colloquial slang for a small and delicate octopus.

I went to the aquarium today and saw a whole pod of piflets.

piflet by DizzyMonster July 15, 2011

snorting piglets 

an English term used when someone has done something stupid

Ben's shat himself he's snorting piglets

snorting piglets by pigeon pooper November 7, 2019

piglets 

Piglets - When a woman aged 30 or more puts her short to medium length hair into pigtails and those pigtails are shorter in length to the point there are almost out of the bands which hold them. Often seen in a yoga class in California.

“That Yogi sure has adorable looking piglets in today”

piglets by CanuckCVSCODad October 16, 2019

Pigaleth 

A fat baby of any species, can be used to describe any fat baby in any species including humans - the h at the end is a silent h

That baby elephant is a pigaleth

Pigaleth by SPWolf February 23, 2015