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poontocracy
poon·toc·ra·cy
noun: poontocracy
a man controlled by vagina, i.e poon.
a man controlled by his wife or girlfriend of whom is typically a huge bitch
the lifestyle of a pussy whipped man
noun: poontocracy
a man controlled by vagina, i.e poon.
a man controlled by his wife or girlfriend of whom is typically a huge bitch
the lifestyle of a pussy whipped man
Man 1 - Where's Bill tonight?
Man 2 - He's at home watching the Notebook with his old lady.
Man 1 Jesus Christ. He's living under the grip of poontocracy.
Man 2 he is indeed a slave to the system.
Example two
Man 1 - My wife and haven't had sex in three months, plus she's a huge bitch about everything, I had to lie and say I had to work tonight just so I could come out.
Man 2 - You're living under a complete poontocracy my friend. You have my sympathies.
Man 2 - He's at home watching the Notebook with his old lady.
Man 1 Jesus Christ. He's living under the grip of poontocracy.
Man 2 he is indeed a slave to the system.
Example two
Man 1 - My wife and haven't had sex in three months, plus she's a huge bitch about everything, I had to lie and say I had to work tonight just so I could come out.
Man 2 - You're living under a complete poontocracy my friend. You have my sympathies.
poontocracy by poondoggle June 8, 2018
Related Words
Phoont • Poontang • phoon • poont • phoot • poontangle • poontank • Poonta • poontang pie • poontard
poontocracy
poon·toc·ra·cy
noun
Relationship and or household controlled by vagina poon
society governed by the woman
noun
Relationship and or household controlled by vagina poon
society governed by the woman
Example:
Man 1, Hey is Phillip coming out tonight?
Man 2, His old lady said No. She's such a bitch. She has a total control of his balls.
Man 1, Poor bastard is living in a total poontocracy.
Man 2 He is a slave to the system.
Man 1, Hey is Phillip coming out tonight?
Man 2, His old lady said No. She's such a bitch. She has a total control of his balls.
Man 1, Poor bastard is living in a total poontocracy.
Man 2 He is a slave to the system.
poontocracy by RickySpanish121 June 5, 2018
poontank
Mr. Garrison: "Yeah, I tell you, boys, women can kill. Poontang's expensive. That's why when it comes to chicks, I just screw 'em and leave 'em. I say, ‘Get out of my bedroom, poontank, before you suck my life dry.’"
poontank by natalie portmanteaux June 19, 2021
Phoon
Phoon by Koistopher June 3, 2018
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