Skip to main content

Phonezoo 

A website where users can upload their own songs and create 20 second ringtones out of them for free. You can also find pictures, games, and sound clips. All of it is for free (besides the cost of a picture message)
Yo dude I just uploaded Killing in the Name of to phonezoo.com, made a 20 second clip, and sent it to my phone
Phonezoo by BazZz October 5, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch

Mexican Phonebooth 

The stall of any public bathroom where mexican employees hide from their bosses to make phone calls while pretending to shit.
I need to take a dump but Hector the dishwasher is in the Mexican phonebooth
Mexican Phonebooth by BeerGuy65 April 14, 2011

Phonebooker 

A person who never uses Facebook for social networking but rather to accumulate an alphabetical list of people like a phonebook. A Facebooker that uses Facebook soley to respond to friend requests, but never posts a single status update, makes comments or even has a profile picture.
"Jane is such a phonebooker! She has 333 friends on Facebook and has never posted anything on her profile, not even a picture."

"Don't be such a phonebooker! Update your status every once in awhile!"
Phonebooker by Youknowyadayada February 15, 2010

phonebooking

The art or practice of throwing stolen phonebook(s) at an unsuspecting bystander, usually done from within a moving vehicle at night. The phonebook does not have to hit the victim nor skim them, but merely be projected in their generally direction. The launch is then often followed by a tagline such as "Jigga What!" The target is usually left speechless, and before they can even begin to process the event, the vehicle is out of sight. Going around for multiple hits on a single target is optional.
"We went phonebooking last night."

"And then a fuckin PHONEBOOK flies out of nowhere, hits me in the chest, and they dissapear while shouting 'HOW DA YA LIKE THAT?' ... I have no idea who the hell they even were."
phonebooking by thetonio September 30, 2006

CAMDEN PHONEBOOTH 

Two-phase fart attack, best employed when the victim has just stepped out of his/her office - but is hovering nearby. Phase I: Sneak into the victim's office/cubicle/personal workspace and crop dust. Quickly return to your desk. Phase II: Dial the victim's extension, luring them into the kill zone. Watch them choke. NOTE: Especially effective on days when the victim is expecting "very important" calls. This ensures the victim run to his/her office to answer the phone, before the wall of gas can escape.
Who the hell just took a shit in my office? It smells like a Camden Phonebooth in here!
CAMDEN PHONEBOOTH by Stands With Fist December 12, 2010

phonebook sex 

The act of two morbidly obese people (preferably 500-1000 ibs.) taking their layers of fat and layering them together like you would do with the pages of a phonebook. Thus creating suction which will prevent either individual from separating from the other. (WARNING: Once this is done, you can't go back.)
Ryan, lets have phonebook sex.

Dodge The Phonebook In The Dark 

A game invented by my friends and i after a drunken night out where 2-6 players gather in a room with a phonebook turn the lights off and proceed to throw the phonebook as hard as possible in any direction you think somone is in ALWAYS results in injuries often bloodshed but always great fun highly recomended.
my personal injuries include welt on my shin, black eye, busted nose, cut over my cheekbone & large forehead wealt. thankfully my testicles have been able to Dodge The Phonebook In The Dark but my mates aren't so lucky
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
Next