Phlanch

a really good insult
also known as: gouche, taint and choda

Taylor: Your a phlanch!
Some Asshole: I cant make a better comeback than that so Fuck You!

by PhlanchRanch January 17, 2010

planchada

Slang in spanish for wasted, drunk, hammered, etc...Planchar translates in English meaning: iron.

Ceddy and I got all "Planchada" last night.

by mattyboy0105 September 23, 2013

phanchot

Common Punjabi swear word meaning "sister fucker"

Today I went to the phanchot supermarket.

That phanchot is getting on my nerves.

by phanchot May 15, 2008

plancha

Uruguayan urban tribe, connected with argentinian "cumbieros"

He looks like a Plancha

by cubodelnorte December 9, 2008

Plancha

Uruguayan version of a british chav or argentinian villero. They wear sports clothes, bleach their hair, mumble instead of properly speaking and love riding buses with their cellphones playing cumbia villera out loud so everyone can hear. Oftenly come from poor or working class backround, with some exceptions (just like wiggers).

"- Hey, I got my cellphone stolen last night"
"- How did that happen?"
"- A bunch of planchas appeared and kicked my ass for absolutely no reason".

by UruguayanBitch June 21, 2013

phlunch

When one (the "phluncher") vomits over someone (the "phlunchee") before punching them in the head in order to escape whilst the phlunchee comes to terms with the phlunching.

Normally used when there is a) a there is a extreme need to vomit b) no unoccupied toilets. Clubs are prime phlunching spots.

Phlunchee: "Ah man, I was so drunk the other day, went to the toilet in the club and was sitting there taking a dump when this guy bursts in and vomits over me!"

Friend: "What?! Did you hit him?"

Phlunchee: "I couldn't! He hit me first! I had to recover, wipe my ass, clean the vomit and then go and find him, but he'd run away by then!"

Friend: "Dude, you got phlunched pretty hard"

by Keyboard_cat October 12, 2010

Phlacharkick

(transitive verb) - When something so incredibly beyond words happens, that one cannot fathom nor elaborate on any logical reason; an astounding anomaly.
|fluh 'kär kik|

Johnny felt phlacharkick as he watched a gorgeous woman grind on his large friend Sam; Sam realized the moment to be phlacharkick, so he embraced his chance and didn't question her reasoning.

by Andy & Andrew January 31, 2008