Phlanch

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a really good insult
also known as: gouche, taint and choda

Taylor: Your a phlanch!
Some Asshole: I cant make a better comeback than that so Fuck You!

Phlanch by PhlanchRanch January 17, 2010

Words you can keep

planchada

Slang in spanish for wasted, drunk, hammered, etc...Planchar translates in English meaning: iron.

Ceddy and I got all "Planchada" last night.

planchada by mattyboy0105 September 23, 2013

Related Words

Phlanch • plancha • Phlacharkick • planch • planchette • phanchot • Philancholy • Philanchropist • phlunch • planchabragas

phanchot

Common Punjabi swear word meaning "sister fucker"

Today I went to the phanchot supermarket.

That phanchot is getting on my nerves.

phanchot by phanchot May 15, 2008

plancha

Uruguayan urban tribe, connected with argentinian "cumbieros"

He looks like a Plancha

plancha by cubodelnorte December 9, 2008

Plancha

Uruguayan version of a british chav or argentinian villero. They wear sports clothes, bleach their hair, mumble instead of properly speaking and love riding buses with their cellphones playing cumbia villera out loud so everyone can hear. Oftenly come from poor or working class backround, with some exceptions (just like wiggers).

"- Hey, I got my cellphone stolen last night"
"- How did that happen?"
"- A bunch of planchas appeared and kicked my ass for absolutely no reason".

Plancha by UruguayanBitch June 21, 2013

phlunch

When one (the "phluncher") vomits over someone (the "phlunchee") before punching them in the head in order to escape whilst the phlunchee comes to terms with the phlunching.

Normally used when there is a) a there is a extreme need to vomit b) no unoccupied toilets. Clubs are prime phlunching spots.

Phlunchee: "Ah man, I was so drunk the other day, went to the toilet in the club and was sitting there taking a dump when this guy bursts in and vomits over me!"

Friend: "What?! Did you hit him?"

Phlunchee: "I couldn't! He hit me first! I had to recover, wipe my ass, clean the vomit and then go and find him, but he'd run away by then!"

Friend: "Dude, you got phlunched pretty hard"

phlunch by Keyboard_cat October 12, 2010

Phlacharkick

(transitive verb) - When something so incredibly beyond words happens, that one cannot fathom nor elaborate on any logical reason; an astounding anomaly.
|fluh 'kär kik|

Johnny felt phlacharkick as he watched a gorgeous woman grind on his large friend Sam; Sam realized the moment to be phlacharkick, so he embraced his chance and didn't question her reasoning.

Phlacharkick by Andy & Andrew January 31, 2008

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026