Philthies

a derogatory term for the baseball team Philadelphia Phillies

I'm a huge Mets fan, I hope we beat the Philthies tonight

by jack butler505 April 24, 2011

Philthies

Major League Baseball team from Philadelphia, home of sub-human sports fans.

The last time the Philthies played at Nats Park, one of their Neanderthal fans intentionally vomited onto an 8 year old girl.

by Mister Methane June 7, 2019

Phillies Defense

a legal exemption for all citizens of Philadelphia for a variety of crimes ranging from rioting, prostitution, and parking tickets, when their sports teams do well.

1. "My friend Bobby got arrested for streaking through downtown Philadelphia after Game 4. He's exercising the Phillies Defense in court on Monday."

2. I'm offering up sex on craigslist for WS tix. If I get busted, I'll just use the Phillies Defense."

by FunThrax October 28, 2009

Phillidelphia Phillies

The author of the definition dated March 16, 2009 sucks chode.

Fuck the Mutts. David Wright has a vagina.

Only moron Mutt fans spell it "Phillidelphia Phillies".

by The Dude '93 August 24, 2009

Phillies

World Champions.

World Fucking Champions!

The 0-2 pitch...Swing and a miss; he struck him out! The Phillies are the World Champions of baseball!

by MD2020 December 17, 2008

phillies

2007 NL East division winner, and will be World Series champs in 2008

The Phillies owned the Mets tonight!! Just like they always do!

by bobbbbo June 19, 2008

Phillies Blunts

Premium stogies (cigars) available at your local mini-mart. Available in many varieties (original, strawberry, honey, etc.) and commonly used for smoking the reefer.

Chester the molester bought Stevie a couple packs of Phillies Blunts at Sheetz in exchange for two hours in the back of his Chevy Tahoe his with his 13-year-old sister.

"I ain't got no weed, no Phillies, or no papers...plus I'm a rapist an a repeated prison escapist" -Eminem, "As the World Turns"

by Nick D August 16, 2004