a legal exemption for all citizens of Philadelphia for a variety of crimes ranging from rioting, prostitution, and parking tickets, when their sports teams do well.

1. "My friend Bobby got arrested for streaking through downtown Philadelphia after Game 4. He's exercising the Phillies Defense in court on Monday."

2. I'm offering up sex on craigslist for WS tix. If I get busted, I'll just use the Phillies Defense."

Phillies Defense by FunThrax October 28, 2009

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Phillidelphia Phillies

The author of the definition dated March 16, 2009 sucks chode.

Fuck the Mutts. David Wright has a vagina.

Only moron Mutt fans spell it "Phillidelphia Phillies".

Phillidelphia Phillies by The Dude '93 August 24, 2009

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Phillies

World Champions.

World Fucking Champions!

The 0-2 pitch...Swing and a miss; he struck him out! The Phillies are the World Champions of baseball!

Phillies by MD2020 December 17, 2008

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phillies

2007 NL East division winner, and will be World Series champs in 2008

The Phillies owned the Mets tonight!! Just like they always do!

phillies by bobbbbo June 19, 2008

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Phillies Blunts

Premium stogies (cigars) available at your local mini-mart. Available in many varieties (original, strawberry, honey, etc.) and commonly used for smoking the reefer.

Chester the molester bought Stevie a couple packs of Phillies Blunts at Sheetz in exchange for two hours in the back of his Chevy Tahoe his with his 13-year-old sister.

"I ain't got no weed, no Phillies, or no papers...plus I'm a rapist an a repeated prison escapist" -Eminem, "As the World Turns"

Phillies Blunts by Nick D August 16, 2004

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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