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a derogatory term for the baseball team Philadelphia Phillies
I'm a huge Mets fan, I hope we beat the Philthies tonight
Philthies by jack butler505 April 24, 2011
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Major League Baseball team from Philadelphia, home of sub-human sports fans.
The last time the Philthies played at Nats Park, one of their Neanderthal fans intentionally vomited onto an 8 year old girl.
Philthies by Mister Methane June 7, 2019

Phillies Defense

a legal exemption for all citizens of Philadelphia for a variety of crimes ranging from rioting, prostitution, and parking tickets, when their sports teams do well.
1. "My friend Bobby got arrested for streaking through downtown Philadelphia after Game 4. He's exercising the Phillies Defense in court on Monday."

2. I'm offering up sex on craigslist for WS tix. If I get busted, I'll just use the Phillies Defense."
Phillies Defense by FunThrax October 28, 2009

Phillidelphia Phillies 

The author of the definition dated March 16, 2009 sucks chode.
Fuck the Mutts. David Wright has a vagina.

Only moron Mutt fans spell it "Phillidelphia Phillies".

Phillies 

World Champions.

World Fucking Champions!
The 0-2 pitch...Swing and a miss; he struck him out! The Phillies are the World Champions of baseball!
Phillies by MD2020 December 17, 2008

phillies 

2007 NL East division winner, and will be World Series champs in 2008
The Phillies owned the Mets tonight!! Just like they always do!
phillies by bobbbbo June 19, 2008

Phillies Blunts 

Premium stogies (cigars) available at your local mini-mart. Available in many varieties (original, strawberry, honey, etc.) and commonly used for smoking the reefer.
Chester the molester bought Stevie a couple packs of Phillies Blunts at Sheetz in exchange for two hours in the back of his Chevy Tahoe his with his 13-year-old sister.

"I ain't got no weed, no Phillies, or no papers...plus I'm a rapist an a repeated prison escapist" -Eminem, "As the World Turns"
Phillies Blunts by Nick D August 16, 2004
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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