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philhoesophical 

the way hoes get when they are trying to be deep and give what they think is helpful advice.
I was at the food stamp office and I was talking to Quana and the girls about my man problems. Shavonne was there with her stankin' hoe ass and she tried to get all philhoesophical on me and tried to give me advice with her philhoesophy.
philhoesophical by ivyspoison October 17, 2012
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Philosophical Moderate 

An individual who does not allow emotions to over take facts, while at the same time not allowing facts to minimize how someone else feels. They are open to discussions, ideas and conversations; and view debates as useful friction. All facets of life are contextual, however, with classic modes of being, trends and stories that can be used as sign posts or guidance (See pragmatism, and stoicism).
James never lost his temper when someone shared a differing opinion from his own. After all he was a philosophical moderate and relished diverse thoughts.

Philosophical nigga 

A nigga who knows his shit. And always passes the joint to a homi in need. Always the one to resort to peaceful means of gang banging a hoe. Never goes anywhere’s with there case on global warming. And finally is a nigga you can trust.
“Yah philosophical nigga pass me the avocados”

philosophical drunk 

AKA drunken Socrates
A person whom after becoming intoxicated engages in very deep philosophical conversations. Philosophical drunks are generaly powerless alone yet if more than one are present, these conversations can last hours if not days giving non-philosophical drunks early hang-overs.
Fred is a nice guy, but when he gets drinking he turns into a philosophical drunk and wont shut up.

Philosophicalish 

Used to compare a description to (what a dumb person may think is) a philosophical idea.
Wow, what I just said sounds kind of philosophicalish.
Philosophicalish by Helga Kay June 27, 2007

Philosophical Gangsta 

An educated person that still has the ghetto where they are from within their blood. This person thinks critically and intellectually observes natural things in life as more than something normal in the world. Discussing politics and understanding the base knowledge of other peoples concepts before sharing an idea.
Sitting down and leaking ideas on to a piece of paper without thinking, just letting your pen think for you, this is a Philosophical Gangsta.

philosophical

Relating or devoted to the study of the fundamental nature of knowledge, reality, and existence
"philosophical discussions about free will"
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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