I wanna be a Phillionaire so friggin bad,
buy all the things I shoulda had (that's a lot)
I wanna be on the cover of Phils Magazine (I bought it from Forbes)
Dancing next to Munroe and James Dean (their clones anyway)
Oh every time I close my eyes (it gets dark yo)
I see my name in shining lights (that's the stars yo)
A different planet every night oh I swear, the Universe better prepare for when I'm a Phillionaire.

Phillionaire by ailesnoires March 18, 2011

pillionaire

Someone who is a billionaire (net worth over a billion dollars), but whose monetary collection consists entirely of pennies (or other coins).

Scrooge McDuck is a pillionaire.

pillionaire by Cool ET December 16, 2005

Pillionaire

One who has the ability to surpass a billionaire a trillion and zillionaire...Pillionaire keeps piling it up but one will never see it cause its secured in the mind of a 🅿 #DaTrueth

My daddy is a pillionaire we just piling it up baby girl you better choose a winner #DaTrueth

Pillionaire by DaTrueth July 28, 2018

pillionaire

Noun:

1. One who accumulates a net worth exceeding one billion dollars through the manufacturing, marketing, and sales of pillows.

2. One who consults with heads of state to recommend strategic or tactical solutions for no-win scenarios.

Example: Donald Trump summoned his pillionaire to the White House to consider his request for martial law to be invoked.

pillionaire by Kawfene1 January 19, 2021

Pillionaire

One who has spent over a million dollars on pharmaceuticals over the past 20 years of their life.

Janet had spent a fortune on pain and psych meds, so much so that she was a literal pillionaire.

Pillionaire by Markhole November 14, 2023

PILLIONAIRE

Pil•lion•aire/ˈpɪliəˌnɛr/ noun

: a person who has become wealthy through the business of selling pills.

Example: "Ever since he started his 'wellness' supplement business, he's become a total pillionaire."

PILLIONAIRE by Krychele May 21, 2025

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026