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Philharmonic 

1. When a singer named Phil can't seem to find anybody to record with, and instead lays down his own vocal harmonies
Phil: It's just tough to find the right match.. sometimes you gotta trust the Philharmonic
Philharmonic by Yolliph July 15, 2010
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Philharmonic 

Philharmonic by sukanya August 15, 2017

Russian Philharmonic Orchestra 

-Are you going to see the Russian Philharmonic Orchestra this weekend?

-Oh yeah! You know it.

Seattle Philharmonic 

The act of butt sexing a female with a close group of friends, terminating with a coordinated circle jerk emptied upon the female's face.
Andrea was the target of yesterday's rousing Seattle Philharmonic.

the philharmonic 

The Philharmonic is a sexual maneuver in which the man ejaculates on his partner's toes and then proceeds to play the harmonica on them. It is the primary cause of Gay Foot & Mouth Disease.

The Philharmonic, takes its name from a man by the name of Phil who was known for his leud behaviour.
Damn, don't tell me you did the philharmonic you disgusting bastard!
the philharmonic by theswaggler July 31, 2007

national philharmonic 

A sex position in which a girl undergoes anal from 50-60 emotionless middle-aged Japanese men.
I was thinking we'd go out for dinner and then get national philharmoniced behind the in n out burger
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