Phicken

a werid breed of chicken that can only be found in mosslund. Instead of clucking like a fucking loser they kill you and sacrifice your body to 5 year olds.

Person 1: Woah dude, are you sure we should be in this place?
Person 2: Calm down gleb, who could be here at midnight?
Person 1: Phicken, obviously! They're becoming an invasive species!

by Mike&Ike7828 August 21, 2024

Flot phickens

When there are additional layers to an inane story.

The flot phickens, more detail about Debbie and Gary's dramatic breakup at Disneyland.

by fergal_bergal June 03, 2023