Pickens

An absolute small fry (usually named Kaden) most can't comprehend how easy this idiot is. Doesn't even smoke cigs and hardly ever pushes McMillan.

Seth, Ethan, and Jaden are such Pickens they can't even do ten pushups.

by Eli-TheBeast February 28, 2023

Pickens

The little squirt of the group, usually named Camden

Camden is the easiest of Pickens

by The OG Big Nut November 12, 2023

Pickens Dick

An uncircumcised penis with an abnormal amount of foreskin

“Damn bro you got that Pickens dick! I could knit that shit into a sweater!”

by Dunkin Mcockiner December 22, 2022

Pickens County Georgia

A place populated by dumb, uneducated rednecks, mud crickets, and other sorts of meth using white trash. Almost everybody is related and if not they're from Atlanta. Everybody shoves Jesus Christ down your throat and I one does not except then well you're criticized for not believing in some magic man in the sky who got a virgin pregnant. Incest is...rampant and well observed on the western end of the County, while the Eastern End lives in Opulence, with mansions and shit. You may run into a few 13-year-olds who fit the description of an alcoholic with there mouths full of a whole can of Levi Garrett Dip. If you don't like football, your not Christian, and if you're not Christian you're not American. By God is a literal space filler, verb, adjective, and preposition here and Donald Trump is Next to god.

Susan- Hey Richie wanna go on a date?
Richie- No we might be cousins it's Pickens County Georgia after all.

by Wei Shingyang June 6, 2018

Pickens County Georgia

A place where all the redneck yeehaws live. Be careful if you run into a 13 year old, they might blow vape that smells like cooch in your face. If your parents weren’t meth heads then you probably weren’t born there. “Y’all gon get your ass whooped” is a common term. Schools suck and pretty much everyone vapes in the bathroom. If you don’t stand for the pledge the teaches yell at you. If you say your gay then nobody believes you. There ain’t nothin round here to do other than going to the store with your boyfriend and doing it in the bread isle while screaming get this bread. Everyone sends there streaks as “streaks/dsb or I’ll hit u” and if you get threatened then you better be careful because it’s probably gonna happen. There’s to much yee for anyone’s ha, and everyone wants to use your trampoline.

“Hey did you hear about Pickens County Georgia?”

“You mean that place where every white ass hoe says nigga, yeah actually”

“Yeah I moved from there. My cousin tried to suck my dick”

by Penismcgeenus March 22, 2019

Jim Pickens

Jim Pickens is the leader of Jim’s cult and Jim is God.

We always must celebrate Dear Leader Day.

Person: hey, ever heard of Jim Pickens?
Me: I WORSHIP HIM

by Kevin O’Reilly aka CallMeKevin March 26, 2019

Jim Pickens

Jim pickens is our dear leader, the most important person in the world, he will bring us all to the promised land of his slave dungeon where we will love forever painting him.
All hail the great dear leader Jim pickens

Sometime in the near future:
Everybody: "all hail the great dear leader Jim pickens"

by Un1con March 12, 2019