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An absolute small fry (usually named Kaden) most can't comprehend how easy this idiot is. Doesn't even smoke cigs and hardly ever pushes McMillan.
Seth, Ethan, and Jaden are such Pickens they can't even do ten pushups.
Pickens by Eli-TheBeast February 28, 2023
Words you can keep
The little squirt of the group, usually named Camden
Camden is the easiest of Pickens
Pickens by The OG Big Nut November 12, 2023

Pickens Dick

An uncircumcised penis with an abnormal amount of foreskin
“Damn bro you got that Pickens dick! I could knit that shit into a sweater!”
Pickens Dick by Dunkin Mcockiner December 22, 2022

Pickens County Georgia

A place populated by dumb, uneducated rednecks, mud crickets, and other sorts of meth using white trash. Almost everybody is related and if not they're from Atlanta. Everybody shoves Jesus Christ down your throat and I one does not except then well you're criticized for not believing in some magic man in the sky who got a virgin pregnant. Incest is...rampant and well observed on the western end of the County, while the Eastern End lives in Opulence, with mansions and shit. You may run into a few 13-year-olds who fit the description of an alcoholic with there mouths full of a whole can of Levi Garrett Dip. If you don't like football, your not Christian, and if you're not Christian you're not American. By God is a literal space filler, verb, adjective, and preposition here and Donald Trump is Next to god.
Susan- Hey Richie wanna go on a date?
Richie- No we might be cousins it's Pickens County Georgia after all.

Pickens County Georgia

A place where all the redneck yeehaws live. Be careful if you run into a 13 year old, they might blow vape that smells like cooch in your face. If your parents weren’t meth heads then you probably weren’t born there. “Y’all gon get your ass whooped” is a common term. Schools suck and pretty much everyone vapes in the bathroom. If you don’t stand for the pledge the teaches yell at you. If you say your gay then nobody believes you. There ain’t nothin round here to do other than going to the store with your boyfriend and doing it in the bread isle while screaming get this bread. Everyone sends there streaks as “streaks/dsb or I’ll hit u” and if you get threatened then you better be careful because it’s probably gonna happen. There’s to much yee for anyone’s ha, and everyone wants to use your trampoline.
“Hey did you hear about Pickens County Georgia?”

“You mean that place where every white ass hoe says nigga, yeah actually”

“Yeah I moved from there. My cousin tried to suck my dick”

Jim Pickens 

Jim Pickens is the leader of Jim’s cult and Jim is God.

We always must celebrate Dear Leader Day.
Person: hey, ever heard of Jim Pickens?
Me: I WORSHIP HIM

Jim Pickens 

Jim pickens is our dear leader, the most important person in the world, he will bring us all to the promised land of his slave dungeon where we will love forever painting him.
All hail the great dear leader Jim pickens
Sometime in the near future:
Everybody: "all hail the great dear leader Jim pickens"
Jim Pickens by Un1con March 12, 2019
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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