phasebook 

The typical phase all teenagers go through, where friends will socially whore themselves out to attain the most friends and wall posts. Also known as facebook.

Phasebook: Myspace's hotter sister.

phasebook by Matthew Ting September 10, 2007

Phasebook 

Duration where people actually enjoy using the social networking site Facebook.

Matt: Hey, did you see that video I posted on Facebook of the guy who was passed out at work wearing a trashbag?

Joe: Naw, man. I'm tired of Phasebook. I'm into Assbook now.

Phasebook by vrknoise March 19, 2010

phasebook 

The next phase in social networking sites.
A networking site for people who're going through a phase.

Let's hook up on phasebook.

phasebook by honkhiam April 21, 2010

Phasebook 

Where two or more adjacent posts on your Facebook wall, from different Facebook friends who don't know each other, reference the same subject when it is not trending.

Also known as Fatebook.

My friend in Germany posted a cool picture of a close-up of a spider's eyes on my Facebook wall, and the very next post was from a friend in California who said that the two things guaranteed to make you revert to a four year old were soap in the eyes, and a spider in the shower with you! How's that for a cool Phasebook!

Phasebook by MacheteMick October 14, 2011

Phonebooker 

A person who never uses Facebook for social networking but rather to accumulate an alphabetical list of people like a phonebook. A Facebooker that uses Facebook soley to respond to friend requests, but never posts a single status update, makes comments or even has a profile picture.

"Jane is such a phonebooker! She has 333 friends on Facebook and has never posted anything on her profile, not even a picture."

"Don't be such a phonebooker! Update your status every once in awhile!"

Phonebooker by Youknowyadayada February 15, 2010

phonebooking

The art or practice of throwing stolen phonebook(s) at an unsuspecting bystander, usually done from within a moving vehicle at night. The phonebook does not have to hit the victim nor skim them, but merely be projected in their generally direction. The launch is then often followed by a tagline such as "Jigga What!" The target is usually left speechless, and before they can even begin to process the event, the vehicle is out of sight. Going around for multiple hits on a single target is optional.

"We went phonebooking last night."

"And then a fuckin PHONEBOOK flies out of nowhere, hits me in the chest, and they dissapear while shouting 'HOW DA YA LIKE THAT?' ... I have no idea who the hell they even were."

phonebooking by thetonio September 30, 2006

phonebook sex 

The act of two morbidly obese people (preferably 500-1000 ibs.) taking their layers of fat and layering them together like you would do with the pages of a phonebook. Thus creating suction which will prevent either individual from separating from the other. (WARNING: Once this is done, you can't go back.)

Ryan, lets have phonebook sex.

phonebook sex by Ryan Gerrits Doherty-Pelletier November 22, 2011