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phonebooking

The art or practice of throwing stolen phonebook(s) at an unsuspecting bystander, usually done from within a moving vehicle at night. The phonebook does not have to hit the victim nor skim them, but merely be projected in their generally direction. The launch is then often followed by a tagline such as "Jigga What!" The target is usually left speechless, and before they can even begin to process the event, the vehicle is out of sight. Going around for multiple hits on a single target is optional.
"We went phonebooking last night."

"And then a fuckin PHONEBOOK flies out of nowhere, hits me in the chest, and they dissapear while shouting 'HOW DA YA LIKE THAT?' ... I have no idea who the hell they even were."
phonebooking by thetonio September 30, 2006

phonebooking

The act of beating a person repeatedly with one or more phonebooks. Originally intended to prove that any noun can be made into a verb.
"Where's that short guy with glasses, I just got the new yellow pages and I'm up for some serious phonebooking."
phonebooking by deeceeo October 14, 2004

chasebooking

The act of clicking each link on a person's facebook page in an effort to follow exactly what they have been doing, i.e chasing them through the website
I have to admit, I couldn't stop chasebooking Lisa today. She must have spent hours online, because it took me forever!
chasebooking by jblakely April 4, 2010

Phonebooking

The act of accessing FaceBook from your cell phone.
My laptop is down so I am on Facebook from my cell phone....God I hate phonebooking!
Phonebooking by CavesWoman October 1, 2010

Phonebooking

The act of 1 male smashing another males genitals with a phonebook.
Ben found out that Mark didn’t enjoy his phonebooking last night.
Phonebooking by Phonebooker1 July 25, 2018

passbooking 

Noun

A passive aggressive statue update posted with the intent of garnering attention, annoying others, lobbing an emotional volley or inviting others to wallow in your mire.
Mom is passbooking again. She posted, "No one ever calls . . . "

Karen just passbooked, "You'll never guess what he said . . . "
passbooking by DBStone September 25, 2020