Definitions by honkhiam

iDad

A father that's only available to bond with his children over the internet or the iPhone.

My iDad's idea of quality time is to text me from his iPhone once in a while.

iDad by honkhiam July 15, 2010

credit crunch 

A high-fiber breakfast cereal eaten mainly by hedge fund speculators and derivatives traders. It's the real breakfast of champions.

I've just had a bowl of credit crunch - now I can sell short all day without stopping to eat!

credit crunch by honkhiam April 28, 2010

iPad 

An electronic reading device that can only be used by non-menopausal women. The device will only operate once a month for a period that coincides with a woman's period.

"Oh I just remembered it's that time of month - I better turn on my iPad."

iPad by honkhiam April 22, 2010

phasebook 

The next phase in social networking sites.
A networking site for people who're going through a phase.

Let's hook up on phasebook.

phasebook by honkhiam April 21, 2010