Phillyphilia

A rare disorder principally characterized by an unwarranted affinity for Philadelphia, its sub-par sports teams and/or WaWa. No known cures exist, and symptomatic individuals have to be shot. Or crucified. Probably shot.

John: Don't you agree that the Red Sox is the best team in baseball?
AC: No, the Phillies are better, even though they have the most losses in MLB history.
John: You, ma'am, suffer from Phillyphilia.

by RuvolloHartl1001 May 9, 2010

Phallophilia

Phallophilia is the preference of some women for men with big penises.

"The sex researchers have observed that the phallophilia is common among some women".

by Willhelmina Plowes August 3, 2014

philophilia

An intense longing for love; it is the antonym of philophobia, which is the fear of love. Philophilic individuals have either overcome the fear of attachment or risk it.

She just loved to love. It seemed love itself was her object of love. She was infected by philophilia.

by BabuGeorge May 12, 2018

Philophiliac

A philophiliac is a person who likes to sleep with dead philosophers. Because of this disease they are often found to be hanging around graveyards (especially at night). Berkeley’s grave has been dug up numerous times and is one of the hardest hit philosophers. Yet despite this, sightings of philophiliacs are rare and often do not provide any conclusive evidence of their identities. Whilst the problem is a fairly recent on, graves all over the globe have been affected. Ayer and Turing have both had their graves desecrated and as a result Searle has been put into high security to ensure that nobody attempts to kill him with the intention of ‘visiting’ his grave later. Obviously this is a serious problem and the people who suffer from it need psychiatric help. Nevertheless, should you see a suspicious figure lurking around a philosopher’s grave, please ring the police.

Over there by the grave! Is it a dog? Is it a mourner? No, it's a philophiliac!

by The Real Captain Philosophy February 21, 2011

Phalliphiliac

A girl addicted to penis.

It is assumed that Jenna Jameson is a phalliphiliac.

by Dan Mar. July 16, 2008

philaphiliac

a person or creature that is addicted to intercourse with people who have the name 'Phil'. Serious addiction can lead to a complete breakdown of personality and/or and sense of etiquette.

If someone, a friend say, is on their third, fourth or even fifth 'Phil' in succession they would be known as a Philaphiliac. It is debatable whether one achieves the status of 'Philophiliac' after only having a singular 'Phil'.

by Daniel Crompton November 19, 2003

Phillyphil

A pejorative word that describes someone that only plays druid in Diablo 4. They are selfish and constantly do only things that benefit themselves and things that ruin gameplay for the rest of the group.

Bro, these fucking Phillyphils keep knocking all the mobs away from us.

by here_and_there June 8, 2023