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A sexually attractive PhD you'd like to fuck.
My math professor was wearing a tight shirt today and I realized what a PhDilf she is.
PhDilf by sketchM February 12, 2009
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philfing
‘Purposely hiding what I’m looking for’ the practice of underhand websites who hide extra charges like delivery, baggage and insurance. Can be used for hiding stuff like credit card surcharges and taxes as well
Joe talking to his laptop

'Dirty, cheating, philfing website - why didn't you tell me delivery was $20 extra before I hit buy!'
philfing by standby December 26, 2008
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philfing 

‘Purposely hiding what I’m looking for’ the practice of sneaky websites who hide extra charges like delivery, baggage and insurance. Can be used for hiding stuff like credit card surcharges and taxes as well
'I avoid the philfing sites and buy somewhere else'
philfing by standby December 25, 2008
phat ass mom (I’d) like to fuck
have you seen her mom, yea she’s a phmilf
phmilf by fuck you eve March 18, 2021
(FILF') n.
PH.I.L.F.
PHilipina/Philipino I'd Like to Fuck. An extremely fine person of Filipino descent, with whom one would desire to fornicate lustfully.
Jasmin Alejandrino is such a PHILF! I'd hit that till it was sore!
PHILF by Mongol Cabelin September 4, 2007

Philfest 

A yearly Philippine Festival in Tampa, Florida where the Filipino culture, through food, art, culture, and atmosphere is showcased to the masses. An interesting experience if it is your < 5th time, but after that, it gets kind of old.
Whoo! PhilFest! Let's buy bibingka, adobo and Philippine flags!
Philfest by jonnsquared October 21, 2007

philfaction 

a word to sum up the immense power of one named philip, who when faced against an army of the un-holy proves himself strong in the lord and vanquishs his foes with any random thing lying around, skilled master in most martial arts, his voice thunders through the wind, echoing defeat through the souls of his enemies, no weapon formed against him will prosper, he is undieing and unrelenting, an entire nation will spring forth from his seed, able to tap into the mind gates of supernatural beings his ability to learn and interpret thought is unmatched, much like the fictional character Neo the one he is capable of anything he sets his mind to.
The most immense earth quake is equivilent to 1/8th philfaction.

Though many will try, few will reach total philfaction.
philfaction by philfaction December 10, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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