philfag

A internet conversation/argument that is hilariously one-sided. One person will start off with a bad insult (ex. YER MOM!!!!!1!), and the other will insult him/her cleverly. repeat ad nauseum.

Usually takes place over MSN or another chat tool, where it is saved and sent to peers and associates. Many laughs all around.

"Did the new philfag come out? Send it to me on MSN!"

philfag by P. Dude December 6, 2004

philfaction 

a word to sum up the immense power of one named philip, who when faced against an army of the un-holy proves himself strong in the lord and vanquishs his foes with any random thing lying around, skilled master in most martial arts, his voice thunders through the wind, echoing defeat through the souls of his enemies, no weapon formed against him will prosper, he is undieing and unrelenting, an entire nation will spring forth from his seed, able to tap into the mind gates of supernatural beings his ability to learn and interpret thought is unmatched, much like the fictional character Neo the one he is capable of anything he sets his mind to.

The most immense earth quake is equivilent to 1/8th philfaction.

Though many will try, few will reach total philfaction.

philfaction by philfaction December 10, 2010

philwaggins

A person who is a dick and is very dumb.... Most of the time

Informal: Phil+ WIggins(Hobbit) CarbonoAtom

Friend 1: Hey, did you know that Toy Story is actually not real?
Friend 2: No shit philwaggins

philwaggins by Carbono Atom October 15, 2015

philbag

Someone who lives on masterbation because they can't get laid.

Female 1: That kid is always in his room
Female 2: Yeah he's always playing with himself
Female 1: Eww he's such a philbag

philbag by kimbrlinaa December 31, 2011

Philage 

Friendzoned to the ultimate extreme.

Guy "I like you a lot"
Girl "I don't if I feel the same way"
Guy "Let's just give it a try"
Girl "Can we just be like Philage"

Philage by Vdav69 October 30, 2017

Philago Fan

A Chicago Bulls fan who now has a soft spot for the Philadelphia 76ers due to Jimmy Butler going there.

Man , that bloke is so a Philago fan now Jimmy Buckets is trusting the process

Philago Fan by Tee Pee Cock November 12, 2018

philoagl

something to beat isaac in countdown

isaac is a neek i beat him with philoagl

philoagl by ryhs 69 ugh November 11, 2020