Peturd
The act of peeing on a turd that was previously dumped and not flushed.
When you drop a turd before peeing.
When you drop a turd before peeing.
Peturd by Orgasmspasm January 19, 2022
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Obramboslovska petarda
A ritual dating back to Ancient Greece, commemorating the union between Ares, the god of war, 4 brave greek wariors and Aphrodite, the goddes of love.
The ritual consists of sexual intercorse between 2 parties. In the first party a group of 5 (male) Defnsive studies students (which are direct descendants of brave greek warriors), and a female volunteer who has the honor to partake in such a famous tradition.
The ritual consists of sexual intercorse between 2 parties. In the first party a group of 5 (male) Defnsive studies students (which are direct descendants of brave greek warriors), and a female volunteer who has the honor to partake in such a famous tradition.
Obramboslovska petarda by nakrovu November 8, 2018
petard
a device contrived to hurt another person; boobytrap; an explosive contraption used in warfare to blow in a door or form a breach in a wall.
to "hoist by one's own petard" means you have been hurt or caught by the very device that you intended to hurt someone else. This phrase is often used mockingly, as if to say that you stepped in your own mess.
Peterdoo
This word is a less offense way of saying the word "fart". It was used in some households around the Italian communities in Detroit in the 70's.
Uncle: Jimmy or Joey was that one of yous guys that let that peterdoo? Jimmy: No.... it wasn't me! Joey: Yes it was Jimmy. Just look at him sniffing that peterdoo up before it gets away!
Preturd
A satisfying, sometimes loud and echoey fart that takes the liberty of releasing itself as soon as one sits on the toilet bowl.
He walked into my bathroom, locked the door, and left everyone in my living room visibly shaken as the loudest preturd was heard throughout the house.
Paturdity Leave
The legal entitlement for men in the work place to take extended time off during work hours to extricate their bowels i.e. drop the kids off at the pool.
Paturdity comes from a need for equality for men. Woman have maternity leave from work, men should be allowed time off for their own deliveries.
Paturdity comes from a need for equality for men. Woman have maternity leave from work, men should be allowed time off for their own deliveries.
Paturdity Leave by gus_dodge March 9, 2005