Preturd

A satisfying, sometimes loud and echoey fart that takes the liberty of releasing itself as soon as one sits on the toilet bowl.

He walked into my bathroom, locked the door, and left everyone in my living room visibly shaken as the loudest preturd was heard throughout the house.

by iJacques August 12, 2012

pretarded

When an unborn child is destined to be retarded because one or both of the people that will be raising him are both stupid.

that poor pretarded fetus, he will have a difficult life.

by Xenoflame April 19, 2003

pretard

A young retard or tard

Someone destined to be stupid due to the stupidity of one or both parents

Rachel, you are a pretard

Their child will be pretarded

by Pretard King December 30, 2003

Peeturd

Derogatory name for a Peter. Derived from Pee and turd.

This is my friend, Peeturd.

by KikiLand! January 13, 2008

preterd

Another word for stupid

John, why’d you spill the milk? You’re such a preterd

by ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅg December 20, 2020

pretard

An idiot who has not progressed to full "retardation". A person who acts stupid but has the capacity to be normal and sane. Almost on the verge of being incapable of running your own life.

Jerry was such a pretard at the game; he wouldn't stop bothering Claire the whole time, asking her inappropriate questions and flashing vulgar hand gestures.

by J. Walt December 12, 2008

Pretard

a person who enjoys the hackery spewed out by Kevin J Anderson (The Hack) and Brian Herbert (the Other Guy).

"What, he likes McDune? what a pretard!"

by Baraka Bryan December 15, 2008