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Peeturbate
Refers to the improbable occurrence of sexual stimulation of a person's own genitals, usually to the point of orgasm while urinating.
"Hey Mike, can I use your bathroom? I have to peeturbate."
"Ok, so I recently started masturbating. I go to the bathroom before & after I masturbate. When I first started masturbating, I got hard and then suddenly pee or something that looks like it comes out. I go to the bathroom to wash it off, and clean myself. I then try again, same thing happens. Odd thing is 3rd time I tried it I stayed hard for a while & got worried. I think it's called peeturbation."
"Ok, so I recently started masturbating. I go to the bathroom before & after I masturbate. When I first started masturbating, I got hard and then suddenly pee or something that looks like it comes out. I go to the bathroom to wash it off, and clean myself. I then try again, same thing happens. Odd thing is 3rd time I tried it I stayed hard for a while & got worried. I think it's called peeturbation."
Peeturbate by Poopolo69 October 2, 2011
Related Words
Peeturd • Peeturbate • Peturd • Preturd • Pee tard • Pee Turbulance • Pee Turbulence • Pee Turreting
Peetard
Noun. Person (usually teenage girl) who is obsessively in love with the character Peeta Mellark from the Hunger Games books and movies. Sometimes seen carrying posters that read "I love Peeniss."
Peetard by Harrylovesjeni June 22, 2012
peetard
Someone who walks into a Peets coffee shop asking for a tall skinny frappucino with chocolate dinosaur shaped sprinkles.
Peetnik: Hi, welcome to peet's coffee, how can I help you?
Peetard: (on cell phone)I'll have a tall skinny frappucino
Peetnik: We don't carry frappucinos, but we have a similar ice blended drink called a freddo, would you like a medium with nonfat milk?
Peetard:(puts down cell phone) what!? no TALL, SKINNY,FRA-PPUU-CINOO! and i need extra chocolate sprinkles! --in dinosaur shapes!!
Peetnik: Sorry ma'am, you're not in starbucks, this is PEET'S Coffee and Tea, look around you.
Peetard: OH My god, i'm so retarded! i just walked to a corner and expected to be inside of a starbucks cause they are literally on every corner of this world, why is this here? i'm so confused,why am i here? the walls seem to be shrinking. Are they shrinking? why is there classical music? am i dying? things are too simple and pure here, i don't want to die. God,Why!!???!! i crave the sugar!
Peetard: (on cell phone)I'll have a tall skinny frappucino
Peetnik: We don't carry frappucinos, but we have a similar ice blended drink called a freddo, would you like a medium with nonfat milk?
Peetard:(puts down cell phone) what!? no TALL, SKINNY,FRA-PPUU-CINOO! and i need extra chocolate sprinkles! --in dinosaur shapes!!
Peetnik: Sorry ma'am, you're not in starbucks, this is PEET'S Coffee and Tea, look around you.
Peetard: OH My god, i'm so retarded! i just walked to a corner and expected to be inside of a starbucks cause they are literally on every corner of this world, why is this here? i'm so confused,why am i here? the walls seem to be shrinking. Are they shrinking? why is there classical music? am i dying? things are too simple and pure here, i don't want to die. God,Why!!???!! i crave the sugar!
peetard by ebolabobbet February 28, 2008
Peetard
he's a professional peetard.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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