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pestler

(noun) the dried speckle of poo left under one's fingernail after one is wiping one's ass and one's finger goes through the toilette paper. Also applicable to anal fingering.
Girlfriend: "Your fingernails are fucking disgusting!"

Guy: "Damn pestlers!"
by moldy anus March 17, 2009
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