pestler

(noun) the dried speckle of poo left under one's fingernail after one is wiping one's ass and one's finger goes through the toilette paper. Also applicable to anal fingering.

Girlfriend: "Your fingernails are fucking disgusting!"

Guy: "Damn pestlers!"

by moldy anus March 17, 2009

Missoula Mortar and Pestle

A marriage of the pittsburgh steamshovel and a skullfuck. Taking a shit in the empty eyesocket of a one-eyed hooker, then squishing your cock into it. Extra points awarded for the famed "Eye to Mouth" move afterwards.

Stump: I got rolled by a one-eyed hooker last night

Nick: How?

Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet

by MaximillianBadberg October 6, 2011

pestering

continually talking to you when u dont want them to

jc's a pestering cunt

by rusty jones January 16, 2004

Pestering

To bother persistently with petty annoyances

Stop pestering me

by Stellition June 7, 2014

pesterance

Bugging the complete shit out of someone until you get what you want. See persistence.

I will maintain my pesterance until you return my calls and give me my discount.

by Danak1975 October 11, 2013

eye pester

Eye pester or E.P (adverb - E.P-ing) is the act of looking directing at a female and not breaking the gaze for any reason, even if they ask you to stop. The longer you keep your gaze fixed on your target, be it tits, eyes, legs, the bigger the eye pesterer you are.

Brian, you are E.P-ing the utter shit out of that blondie, you eye pestering son of a bitch.

by grey-skull January 10, 2011

pester power

A term used to describe how young children (typically between 5 and 10 years old) can make their parents do anything they want by bugging them until they crack.

The term was coined by the media in the late 1990’s and gets batted around a lot around Christmas time so as not to offend parents who lack the testicular fortitude to say no to their children.

“I didn’t want to buy Jimmy that CD, but he used his pester power and it was the only way to get him to stop”

by Andy Thorley September 28, 2004