Someone who's Annoying like a Petru, is someone whos kills you when your AFK, kills you when healing even though the fight is over. And then complains when they're losing.
A religion founded around one, if not the best, guitarist in the world...John Petrucci of Dream Theater, The Liquid Tension Experiment, and solo career. His hands are one of the fastest and most precise the world has ever seen on a guitar, not to mention he has an amazing amount of natural talent, with a good feel for melody and harmony. See John Petrucci.
I just joined Petruccism...pray to the Almighty Father so that we may have hands and a mind like him.
other acceptable names include; "the overlord", "God" "the almighty", "his exelence" and "johnny P."
Currently the only man/beast, that can play 68 hours a day without stopping. Feeds on small mammals and human body parts. does not have anyy reproductive organs, he merely reproduces using osmosis. Leyend tell he once impregnated 659 women miles away from him simply by yawning.
he is better than malmsteen or whatever the fuck his name is...
wow... john petrucci is soooooo fast and so.... (explosion, about 20 thousand people died including the guy who shared his thoughts)
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.