A religion founded around one, if not the best, guitarist in the world...John Petrucci of Dream Theater, The Liquid Tension Experiment, and solo career. His hands are one of the fastest and most precise the world has ever seen on a guitar, not to mention he has an amazing amount of natural talent, with a good feel for melody and harmony. See John Petrucci.
I just joined Petruccism...pray to the Almighty Father so that we may have hands and a mind like him.
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Guitarist for legendary New York progressive metal band Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment and solo artist.
Can play up to 2 billion notes per second, but when he does people die, so he keeps it low...around 2000.
Guitarist for legendary New York progressive metal band Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment and solo artist.
Can play up to 2 billion notes per second, but when he does people die, so he keeps it low...around 2000.
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other acceptable names include; "the overlord", "God" "the almighty", "his exelence" and "johnny P."
Currently the only man/beast, that can play 68 hours a day without stopping. Feeds on small mammals and human body parts. does not have anyy reproductive organs, he merely reproduces using osmosis. Leyend tell he once impregnated 659 women miles away from him simply by yawning.
he is better than malmsteen or whatever the fuck his name is...
Currently the only man/beast, that can play 68 hours a day without stopping. Feeds on small mammals and human body parts. does not have anyy reproductive organs, he merely reproduces using osmosis. Leyend tell he once impregnated 659 women miles away from him simply by yawning.
he is better than malmsteen or whatever the fuck his name is...
wow... john petrucci is soooooo fast and so.... (explosion, about 20 thousand people died including the guy who shared his thoughts)
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Anyone relevant to this man, whether they have seen him perform or know him personally, is probably either dead or severely to mortally wounded from the sonic warfare he omits when in "world domination mode". Petrucci's balls are assumed to be so large that they exert their own gravitational force roughly equivalent to that of Saturn.
Anyone relevant to this man, whether they have seen him perform or know him personally, is probably either dead or severely to mortally wounded from the sonic warfare he omits when in "world domination mode". Petrucci's balls are assumed to be so large that they exert their own gravitational force roughly equivalent to that of Saturn.
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