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Petruccism 

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A religion founded around one, if not the best, guitarist in the world...John Petrucci of Dream Theater, The Liquid Tension Experiment, and solo career. His hands are one of the fastest and most precise the world has ever seen on a guitar, not to mention he has an amazing amount of natural talent, with a good feel for melody and harmony. See John Petrucci.
I just joined Petruccism...pray to the Almighty Father so that we may have hands and a mind like him.
Petruccism by Petruccist October 25, 2005
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John Petrucci 

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See God.

Guitarist for legendary New York progressive metal band Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment and solo artist.

Can play up to 2 billion notes per second, but when he does people die, so he keeps it low...around 2000.
John Petrucci > You

John Petrucci: "Yes, I am your god."
Everyone: (worships)
John Petrucci by dethmaiden91 May 2, 2008
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John Petrucci 

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other acceptable names include; "the overlord", "God" "the almighty", "his exelence" and "johnny P."

Currently the only man/beast, that can play 68 hours a day without stopping. Feeds on small mammals and human body parts. does not have anyy reproductive organs, he merely reproduces using osmosis. Leyend tell he once impregnated 659 women miles away from him simply by yawning.

he is better than malmsteen or whatever the fuck his name is...
wow... john petrucci is soooooo fast and so.... (explosion, about 20 thousand people died including the guy who shared his thoughts)
John Petrucci by brayan gomez October 19, 2008
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Petrucci 

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Petrucci is the name of the guitarist of Dream Theatre, one of the fastest guitar players today. His solo tracks, whit or without the group, kick ass!
Petrucci has made one of the fastest solo on concert! Realy good shit!
Petrucci by avradjag February 15, 2006
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John Petrucci 

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Kickass guitarist of Dream Theater. One of the best guitarists of the 21st century.
John Petrucci can kick ass with his guitar.
John Petrucci by Euroboy July 24, 2008
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John Petrucci 

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1. The living machine behind the madness that is guitar in the progressive metal band known as Dream Theater.

Anyone relevant to this man, whether they have seen him perform or know him personally, is probably either dead or severely to mortally wounded from the sonic warfare he omits when in "world domination mode". Petrucci's balls are assumed to be so large that they exert their own gravitational force roughly equivalent to that of Saturn.
John Petrucci on Youtube. Search "psycho petrucci secret tape" and see for yourself.
John Petrucci by Sleepyfate February 20, 2009
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John Petrucci 

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One of the greatest guitar players to ever walk the earth. Guitarist for Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment, and a solo artist. Can shred like a madman, but is virtuostic and can play pretty much any style of music as well.
John Petrucci is a fuckin cunt cuz he can shred better than I can.
John Petrucci by Jared Dowty September 24, 2005
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