Petrit

A cool, large smart sophisticated man. People look up to him and listen to him.

See also Skanderbeg

Petrit is amazing. Let's ask petrit

by [e-mail] February 12, 2010

Petrit

An aspiring young man with big thicccc booty bitches.

Bro I will never have as many bitches as Petrit

by Andrihasbigdick April 29, 2022

je mange les petits enfants

French for "I eat the small children". Said by Phil Lester in the video "phil is not on fire". Completely necessary for any and every conversation you'll never have in French, and can ease up tension in any awkward moment.

"Parlez vous francais?" (do you speak french)
"uuuuhhh... je mange les petits enfants"
"..."

by ta meremere April 13, 2016

Petriarchy

When a pet rules a family.

pet patriarch patriarchy matriarch matriarchy rules ruler pet rule pet control pets controlling dog cat dog ruler cat ruler king prince princess queen petriarchy

by JohnnnnStrimmmpl January 4, 2014

Penrith Picasso

Embarrassing vomit on Public Transport. Usually into a bag as to not draw attention

Wow, check out Adam...Just did the Penrith Picasso.
At least he has a plastic bag.

by chesterzoe March 23, 2010

The Petri State

A nickname given to Georgia due to Governor Brian Kemp’s premature move to reopen so many businesses and venues sure to efficiently spread COVID-19.

With all this business flowing back into our restaurants, theaters, hair salons and gyms, I’ll die happy in the good ole ICU right here in The Petri State!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020

Petrichor

the smell of dust after rain

Idris: It means "the smell of dust after rain."
Rory: What does?
Idris: Petrichor.
Rory: But I didn't ask.
Idris: Not yet. But you will.

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crimson, eleven, delight, petrichor <3

by tu_es_mon_soleil June 27, 2011