Petrit

A cool, large smart sophisticated man. People look up to him and listen to him.

See also Skanderbeg

Petrit is amazing. Let's ask petrit

Petrit by [e-mail] February 12, 2010

Petrit

An aspiring young man with big thicccc booty bitches.

Bro I will never have as many bitches as Petrit

Petrit by Andrihasbigdick April 29, 2022

je mange les petits enfants 

French for "I eat the small children". Said by Phil Lester in the video "phil is not on fire". Completely necessary for any and every conversation you'll never have in French, and can ease up tension in any awkward moment.

"Parlez vous francais?" (do you speak french)
"uuuuhhh... je mange les petits enfants"
"..."

je mange les petits enfants by ta meremere April 13, 2016

Petriarchy 

When a pet rules a family.

pet patriarch patriarchy matriarch matriarchy rules ruler pet rule pet control pets controlling dog cat dog ruler cat ruler king prince princess queen petriarchy

Petriarchy by JohnnnnStrimmmpl January 4, 2014

Penrith Picasso 

Embarrassing vomit on Public Transport. Usually into a bag as to not draw attention

Wow, check out Adam...Just did the Penrith Picasso.
At least he has a plastic bag.

Penrith Picasso by chesterzoe March 23, 2010

The Petri State

A nickname given to Georgia due to Governor Brian Kemp’s premature move to reopen so many businesses and venues sure to efficiently spread COVID-19.

With all this business flowing back into our restaurants, theaters, hair salons and gyms, I’ll die happy in the good ole ICU right here in The Petri State!

The Petri State by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020

Petrichor 

the smell of dust after rain

Idris: It means "the smell of dust after rain."
Rory: What does?
Idris: Petrichor.
Rory: But I didn't ask.
Idris: Not yet. But you will.

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crimson, eleven, delight, petrichor <3

Petrichor by tu_es_mon_soleil June 27, 2011