Petrolnoia 

The feeling of paranoia when using a work issued fuel card to fill up personal car

He experienced petrolnoia when filling his car

Petrolnoia by PinnacleBill July 6, 2025

Petrolia, CA 

a town in humbolt county, northern CA. a beautiful tiny town with rolling hills and beautiful beach areas. has one tiny store and one tiny school, k-12 all on one campus. many know petrolia for its "special" crop that grows there on many properties that people shant tell you about. but to people that have been there or lived there, its known for the tight community and wonderful scenery. once you go there, you will never forget it.

"I got some amazing herbage from Petrolia, CA the other day"
"i saw some zebra's at some ranch in Petrolia, CA last week"
"never have to worry about getting my car stolen here, i just leave my keys on the seat, never know when someone might need to move my car, man i love Petrolia, CA"

Petrolia, CA by ptown lover December 7, 2012

petronoid 

from petronoia: the ever-present fear that the flow of oil could fall short of the globe's voracious appetite.

Just because you're not petronoid, doesn't mean the oil's not going to run out.

petronoid by comatoast July 16, 2008

Petrolia, CA 

Methtown

Billy: Let’s go to petrolia, CA and get some meth
Dad: Okay Billy!

Petrolia, CA by KittenFucker January 23, 2020

Petrolia Oil Drill

When a man is sounded in his dick hole with a plastic straw and jacked off until he cums through the straw, the jizz shoots everywhere like crude oil drilled out of the ground.

Bro a chick gave me a Petrolia Oil Drill and it hurt and felt so good at the same time

Petrolia Oil Drill by Jorkin&porkin June 28, 2026

Petrolia Oil Drill

When a man is sounded with a plastic straw and jacked off until he cums through the draw, shooting jizz everywhere just like an oil drill shoots oil

I got a Petrolia Oil Drill last night it and hurt and felt so good at the same time

Petrolia Oil Drill by Jorkin&porkin June 29, 2026