a town in humbolt county, northern CA. a beautiful tiny town with rolling hills and beautiful beach areas. has one tiny store and one tiny school, k-12 all on one campus. many know petrolia for its "special" crop that grows there on many properties that people shant tell you about. but to people that have been there or lived there, its known for the tight community and wonderful scenery. once you go there, you will never forget it.

"I got some amazing herbage from Petrolia, CA the other day"
"i saw some zebra's at some ranch in Petrolia, CA last week"
"never have to worry about getting my car stolen here, i just leave my keys on the seat, never know when someone might need to move my car, man i love Petrolia, CA"

Petrolia, CA by ptown lover December 7, 2012

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petronoid

from petronoia: the ever-present fear that the flow of oil could fall short of the globe's voracious appetite.

Just because you're not petronoid, doesn't mean the oil's not going to run out.

petronoid by comatoast July 16, 2008

Petrolia, CA

Methtown

Billy: Let’s go to petrolia, CA and get some meth
Dad: Okay Billy!

Petrolia, CA by KittenFucker January 23, 2020

Petrolia Oil Drill

When a man is sounded in his dick hole with a plastic straw and jacked off until he cums through the straw, the jizz shoots everywhere like crude oil drilled out of the ground.

Bro a chick gave me a Petrolia Oil Drill and it hurt and felt so good at the same time

Petrolia Oil Drill by Jorkin&porkin June 28, 2026

Petrolia Oil Drill

When a man is sounded with a plastic straw and jacked off until he cums through the draw, shooting jizz everywhere just like an oil drill shoots oil

I got a Petrolia Oil Drill last night it and hurt and felt so good at the same time

Petrolia Oil Drill by Jorkin&porkin June 29, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026