Petrobile

A person (usually a man) who thinks women do not defecate, urinate and fart.

You think all women are pure? Shut the fuck up petrobile.

by notapetrobile September 15, 2019

petronize

When you pet your dog with your foot and the affection is not appreciated as genuine affection.

Your dog: Hey man, don't pet me with your foot; Don't just petronize me! I know it's not your hand. Give me the goods!

by PugLovers May 1, 2011

Pubes for Petroleum

A non-profit organization that encourages others to shave their pubic hair and give it to BP or Kevin Costner to help with the Flaming Verizon Sanchez clean-up.

On June 10, 2010 Robin Williams donated 14 bushells of hair to Pubes for Petroleum by shaving his balls.

by pubesforpetrolem June 17, 2010

petrofied

to be scared
2. scared shitless
3. terrified of Petro

YO that kid was so petrofied when i came up to him.
Petro petrofies me.

by c los petro December 9, 2008

Highway Petroleum

1) The words that an incompetent person will say when they are actually referring to a local law enforcement agency formally know as the "Highway Patrol"

2) An incorrect reference to a law enforcement entity made by confusing the meaning and context of the two unrelated terms "petroleum" and "patrol"

3) A grammatical error made by a person who is inept at speaking english properly.

ida made it out der to nikki's pig pickin if hadint got pulled by dem dangonn highway petroleum

by imsohott69 August 29, 2010

Pedrofile

Someone who dresses fresh and dances exclusively for LG's and Sebastian Sadan. Can also be used to describe someone who is "camera shy."

Guy 1: "Who's that guy flirting with Seb?"

Guy 2: "Just another Pedrofile."

Guy 1: "Oh, that explains why he has such a huge boner for Seb."

by Codyodyo January 15, 2011

petofile

A word that mentally deficient users have created, because they are unable to spell pedophile.

I'm retarded, so I think "petofile" is a word.

by YCSM July 19, 2007