petro-sexual

adj. Being in love with cars more than people.

"Did Rob get back together with his girlfriend?"

"No. He's been 'petro-sexual' since he bought his '68 Camaro."

by They call me muthafucka August 31, 2011

Petro-sexual

(Noun) One of many greasy, tight pants wearing, faux-hawk hair cement styling, oversize sunglasses flossing, fitted shirt rocking, diamond studded belt-buckle shining, excessive pungent cologne using, club hopping, sausage party attending, non-dancing & wall hugging men/boys of Arab or Middle Eastern descent.

"Did you just buy a Jacob & Co. watch to wear to class? That's so Petro-sexual!"

by Omar Offendum March 24, 2008

pedro-sexual

someone who'll only sleep with mexican's called pedro

missy is a pedro-sexual

by Paul Large August 3, 2007

Petrolsexual

A Hot Roder that perfers spending time with His car more than his woman.

Petrolsexual: When burning gas means more than chassing ass.

by MannyZX May 16, 2010

petrosexual

A term used to describe a person who is obsessed with cars.

A person who spends every spare time with their car. E.g. John washes his car every day. John may be petrosexual

by bp_me November 14, 2005

Pterosexual

Oriented towards sexual relationships with pterodactyls.

"Look at that guy flirting with those pterodactyls, he must be a pterosexual"

by crggg April 30, 2006

petrosexuals

A term used to describe those who major in petroleum engineering. They have the brain power of every NASA rocket scientist combined plus the ability to attract women like a Hollywood celebrity. They spend the days solving the problems of the world and the nights having parties that are legendary. In their spare time, they partake in horizontal drilling activities with those of the opposite sex and never disappoint since they have the ability to lay pipe day and night with there large erect derricks. When drilling, they never find a dry hole because they are able to hit every pay zone no matter how impossible the task may be. The stories of these great individuals are known by many, but experienced by few.

There are no such things as lesbians, just women who haven't been with petrosexuals.

by Do Work Son April 7, 2008