Petrolsexual 

A Hot Roder that perfers spending time with His car more than his woman.

Petrolsexual: When burning gas means more than chassing ass.

Petrolsexual by MannyZX May 16, 2010

petrolsexual 

Someone in whom the idea of oil, gasoline, kerosene, diesel or other petroleum-based products instills quasi-sexual, nearly erotic fantasies. See: George Bush.

Wow, his humvee gets 7 miles to the gallon. He must be a petrolsexual.

petrolsexual by MisterMixerUpper July 18, 2007

Petrolsexual 

with dogging still the new blogging, the petrosexual hangs out at petrol stations in 'love bays' overlooked by the transient visiting public. Forecourt sales are now adapting...

30-something male Petrolsexual who buys sunglasses, hats,(flashion), counselling & infra-red surveillance equipment. BP trendwatchers are monitoring the situation.

Petrolsexual by Observer Scouse March 2, 2009

Petrolsexual 

An oilpatch worker in the Canadian Prairies, American Dakotas, Montana, Texas and/or Gulf Coast that drives lifted diesel pickup trucks, listens to shitty cock-rock and misdemeanor-outlaw country music, only votes Republican or Conservative.
Tries too hard to present themselves as stereotypical good 'ole boy white trash rednecks, but only ever manage to get the white trash part right.

"Ever since Kyle dropped out of school to work on the rigs, he started doing meth, drinking cheap-ass beer, beating his girlfriend and rollin' coal around every Prius on the road in his new lifted pickup truck. He was always a douche, but now he's gone full Petrolsexual."

Petrolsexual by Az.Add January 11, 2022

Petrolsexual 

A condition where a person is attracted to a petroleum based fluid.

That guy is chronically petrolsexual

Petrolsexual by deaddogfuneral December 4, 2022

petrosexual 

A term used to describe a person who is obsessed with cars.

A person who spends every spare time with their car. E.g. John washes his car every day. John may be petrosexual

petrosexual by bp_me November 14, 2005

Pterosexual 

Oriented towards sexual relationships with pterodactyls.

"Look at that guy flirting with those pterodactyls, he must be a pterosexual"

Pterosexual by crggg April 30, 2006