1. S - SMILE
2. O - OPEN POSTURE
3. F - FORWARD LEAN
4. T - TOUCH
5. E - EYE CONTACT
6. N - NOD
"soften time"
by JohnnyNewYork December 17, 2008
Something a man thinks of when he is aroused to help him lose his erection.
My boss is so hot, I have to keep a picture of mom on my desk as a softener.
by Airen521 February 8, 2021
Saggy tits that are so soft and have lost all perkiness
So you hooked up with Jessica last night... Were her tits sweet little handfuls or old lady softeners?
by JOEYYY August 30, 2013
Nasty ass hoes that make boners go soft
Dude, you see those fat asses? They a bunch of softeners..
by DJXX August 30, 2013
1- A substance that is used produce soft water (water with reduced hardness). 2- A device used for the same purpose.

A water softener converts hard water, through ion exchange, into soft water. Soft water is mainly used in closed piping systems, such as heating and air-conditioning systems, to inhibit the formation of scale. Hard water, or simply tap water, is not to be confused with heavy water, which is mainly used in nuclear reactors!
by Farid Yanni June 5, 2006
humorous term for in-car seat warmers
Dude, i'm freezing my balls off in here. Doesn't this car have stool softeners?
by JSMAX October 5, 2010
An object placed upon a hard chair ( i.e. a stool ) in the form of a cushion or a similar device, used to soften the area that is sat upon. Commonly used when a person will remain stationary for extended periods of time, such as when one is gaming.
"Dude, my ass is falling asleep. Hand me a stool softener."
by RunawayPanda January 20, 2014