by JohnnyNewYork December 17, 2008
by Airen521 February 07, 2021
So you hooked up with Jessica last night... Were her tits sweet little handfuls or old lady softeners?
by JOEYYY August 29, 2013
by DJXX August 29, 2013
1- A substance that is used produce soft water (water with reduced hardness). 2- A device used for the same purpose.
A water softener converts hard water, through ion exchange, into soft water. Soft water is mainly used in closed piping systems, such as heating and air-conditioning systems, to inhibit the formation of scale. Hard water, or simply tap water, is not to be confused with heavy water, which is mainly used in nuclear reactors!
by Farid Yanni June 05, 2006
by JSMAX October 05, 2010
Ryan wouldn't invite me to his going away party until I soften the cheese with a new bottle of bourbon.
by Squach March 02, 2012